oof

fuck me, i forgot this blog still existed

[pyroland]

this is a fucking grinch rental that we have at my job and I tried so hard to rent it out in december but his big ass kept scaring people 

[pyroland]

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

[jakemorph]

did you try making it face the customers instead of sitting against a wall with its ass right out

[stimman4000]

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[myrrhemaid]

Presented by myself and @goodluckdetective without comment

[awindylife]

That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels

[vivaciousarcanist]

[dong-patrol]

hey guys. i'm not dead.

just passing through. i wasn't mentally prepared for anything past the age of 22.

✌🏻

[ruinedchildhood]

[pickleston]

[wilwheaton]

This is so amazing. 

I’ve been trying to feed and befriend the corvids in my neighborhood for almost a year, and it isn’t working for some reason. I suspect and blame the squirrels.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Link to tweet:

Nisha on Twitter

“This man lost his job for speaking up at Carl's Jr! Carl's Jr on Westheimer and Kirkwood. Share!!! @KPRC2 @KHOU”

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[veryfunnymemes]

[wellillbedamned]

[dark-waves]

[mayuamakura]

Buh!

[cardboard-puppy]

@charlesoberonn this is an scp

[mechahammer]

@blaruu

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[johnman]

Sailor Beast Transformation Sequence

[thepiratekingg]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Me saying bye to my pet before leaving my family’s house:

[toastbutteregg]