FANS
david bowie fans:
- gay - obsessed with glitter - dress like a 70s groupie - want to do cocaine
hole fans:
- fights everyone that says courtney killed kurt - a ball of anger - smudges their lipstick on purpose - sleeps with everyone
nirvana fans:
- probably depressed - buys vintage clothes - cries themselves to sleep - hates courtney love
amy winehouse fans:
- cries about their ex - wears too much eyeliner - sleeps with their best friends crush - probably smokes weed
tøp fans:
- depressed - makes weird conspiracies about blurryface - really emo - never stops crying
lady gaga fans:
- gay - watches rupaul’s drag race - “YASS QUEEN SLAY" - "LG5 will be soon”
eminem fans:
- “i hate women”
sky ferreira fans:
- have an aesthetic tumblr blog - smoke - “masochism will be released soon" - knows deep down that it wont
lana del rey fans:
- have a daddy kink - flirts with their older brothers friends - pouts 24/7 - wants to do acid and fuck everyone
melanie martinez fans:
- wears babies clothes - bitchy af - cries about everything - fights anyone that says something bad about mel
the beatles fans:
- lowkey bitchy - cry over paul mccartney - listens to vinyl - wish they were alive in the 60s
mcr fans:
- emo - think there will be a mcr reunion - have black hair - wear 20 wristbands
oasis fans:
- thinks theyre a roadman - wears parka coats - uses ‘your mum’ as an insult - says 'fight me’ to everyone
the doors fans:
- write poetry - read jack kerouac - do drugs - love boys with beards
marina + the diamonds fans:
- that FROOT is familiar! - electra heart is the best era - calls themselves a heartbreaker - has never had a bf
halsey fans:
- vegan - wears foundation darker than their face - has an aesthetic blog - probably sad
miley cyrus fans:
- smokes weed everyday - hannah montana is dead ! - literally wont shutup about weed - weed weed weed weed
rihanna fans:
- ready to fight a bitch anytime - never stops twerking - dont fuck with them - wears leather bras
the smiths fans:
- "MORRISSEY IS GOD" - never leave their room - depressed - tweets that pic of morrissey holding his tit all day
5sos fans:
- rats in human form - start wars with other fanbases - never stop screaming over everything -need to shut up
fka twigs fans:
- probably have a ouija board - angelic but deadly - always wear black clothes - perfect lipstick all the time
drake fans:
- still not over their ex - bitches about their ex’s new gf - has fake gucci bags - eyeliner so sharp it could kill a bitch
velvet underground fans:
- only ever wear black - smoke cigarettes for the aesthetic - love andy warhol - probably bisexual
by @francesxox on Twitter.
