Why Am I Here?

Just to suffer? Memes? Ok.

[theconcealedweapon]

They don't want a scientist who makes educated guesses. They want someone who sounds authoritative to confirm the assumptions that they already have.

[doomguy-official]

More reliable reporting from DailyFail

[were--ralph]

How would you explain the birds and the bees the gay version?

Sometimes two bees sting each other and they die but god said not on my watch and they get reborn as dolly parton's left and right tits and they live a long healthy life next to each other being jostled by everyday actions and everyone thinks they look great even if they don't say it

[doomguy-official]

Yeah, this sounds correct

[intj-confessions]

Tread here.

[toothsalad]

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch

[quantummindclassicalheart]

[x]

[dduane]

…An epic. 🤣

[justinhubbell]

Website I Twitter I Patreon

Once again, thank you everyone for reading, enjoying, and sharing this comic.  Not just sharing in the sense of re-posting this comic, (which you should totally do) but also sharing your stories with me, letting my know how my comics have touched you.  It means so much to me.  Love ya! Stay tuned for more comics! <3

[justinhubbell]

It gives me tremendous joy to see people still reading this comic, and especially when they get something out of it.

Over the years I have faced many ups and downs, just like everyone else. Sometimes it really gets to me how mean people can be to each other. How mean I can be to myself. But for all the Level 1 Trans Fighters out there please know with acceptance, mindfulness, and self compassion I did in fact find my balance. Not a fast process. Basically a complete lifestyle change. Sometimes I lose that balance, sure. But when I choose to present my authentic identity? I’m objectively drop dead gorgeous. Here are a hand full of my looks. You’ll notice none of them are 100% masculine or feminine. Peace be with you. Thank you for reading. Thank you for being you. -J

[eternityentombed]

You deserve to feel comfortable, so don’t push yourself to go at a faster pace. It’ll hurt you more.

[buffjesusgooglesearch]

Reblogging both for stellar comic and wonderful mustache

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

always reblog! I love this comic, so very much. *offers all the kudos* Thank you for this, it continues to help a lot. You look amazing in those lipstick shades, by the way.

[morsobaby]

Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]

[doomguy-official]

To add onto this, please for the love of god don’t exclude allies from pride. All you’re doing is making people who would regularly help us feel excluded for doing so. And by don’t exclude them, I just mean don’t be hostile to them celebrating, to clarify

[thebibliosphere]

Chronic pain and illness really do skew what you consider to be normal.

I'm complaining to a friend about two separate pains I've got going on right now, pains which I would categorize as "annoying," and "distracting," and she's freaking out, like, "Go to the ER!!!!" and it's like, oh, that's right. Normal people go to the ER when it hurts to breathe.

Anyway...

(Just to clarify, I'm, like, 90% sure it's costochondritis, and I'm not actually struggling to breathe. It just feels blegh. The other pain is more distracting and potentially an issue but we'll cross that bridge if we get to it.)

[invisiblefoxfire]

Been telling my (young and abled) physiotherapist for years that I'm in pain all the time and when he asks me to tell him how bad something hurts from 1-10, I really don't know how to answer that. He'll say "tell me if it hurts" and I have to say, every time "you mean... in addition to how much it always hurts?" Anyway I love the guy, but he kept asking the same questions in the same way and not understanding why it was hard for me to answer.

Then I found this graphic here on tumler dot com (I do not remember the source but please add it in comments if you know) and I showed it to him at an appointment.

He started reading from the bottom to the top, reading each "normal" level followed by the "chronic" level next to it, and at first he was laughing. When he got to about 7/4 he stopped laughing and said "okay well this is getting less entertaining and more concerning." He went completely silent for a moment after he finished, then turned to look at me with real concern in his eyes and asked me if this chart was really accurate. And when I said "Yeah, dude" and gave him a big goofy grin and a shrug, I saw something click for the first time.

[thebibliosphere]

Oh, this chart just made me realize my migraines are a 12.

That's... yeah, okay. Printing this out.

[doomguy-official]

A shocking number of people don’t realize that 0 is normal. You shouldn’t be feeling pain all the time. Please see a doctor immediately if you have anything other than a 0 as your baseline

[assignedmale]

Goodbye, Lynn. Thank you for your constant support and encouragement since the day I started these comics. It has meant the world to me, and I wish I could have told you. We will remember you forever.

[kaijuno]

Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

[progrocksterone-deactivated2026]

[bonni]

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

[hyaskus]

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk

[liberalsarecool]

Solidarity. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[boyholes]

i think im in love with you

[snippit-crickit]

i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures

[doomguy-official]

I’d let the creature rotate me

[anxiousmercy]

i love that we can tell when neil gaiman is bored or procrastinating because he just answers a ton of asks in one sitting and then disappears again

[writing-prompt-s]

At birth, everyone gets a “devil” and “angel” on their shoulders, meant to guide them through life. For some reason, your devil and angel have always treated you like a child they share custody of.

[doomguy-official]

“God dammit, it’s my turn to give terrible and irrelevant moral advice”

[doomguy-official]

# 2 SENTENCE HORROR

I was going to open the fridge,

But man door hand hook fridge door

[i-am-a-fish]

I got a whole lot of mental illness hangin out inside me

[doomguy-official]

Just ask them to leave

[generaldumpsterfire]

So um .... what if you already tried that? Like, whats the next step?

[doomguy-official]

Die

[mapsontheweb]

Lighthouses of Italy.

by researchremora

[pinene]

Never trust a furry disliker

[pinene]

This is so sweet. Furry ally. Thank you

[pragnificent]

A lot of the time it's queerphobes and ableists who think they have found a hack to allow them to be cruel to the ~weirdos~ without anyone getting mad at them.

[doomguy-official]

They’ve also got the whole Nazi aesthetic going on, soooo…