what are you, an idiot?

dorian hargreeves. raised and trained by the best assassin. part of auradxnhq!

[dorianhargreeves]

txkencxreof​:

Viola rose an eyebrow at the boy’s words. “You think with that kind of knowledge, you would be feared. Not laughed at.” She shook her head slightly. “I personally don’t find anything funny about that.” She shrugged. “But then again, I know how to defend myself and kick ass when I need to, so…” She shrugged, again. “Most people our age are just idiots, really.“ She extended her hand out to the boy. “Viola Whitmore.”

He smirked, shaking her hand. “Dorian Hargreeves. Personally, kicking ass is way easier once you get a weapon of sorts.” He took a bite of his sandwich, table manners taught by his father quite eloquently, as he bit it with no mess. “But I guess I get resorted to using crayons like a kindergartener.” Dorian sighed.

[caul-serrikane]

[dorianhargreeves]

Dorian: You seriously need to calm down.

Maddy: But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavor if birthday cake can be ANY flavor??

[dorianhargreeves]

Dorian: You know, sometimes I see this glimmer in you. You know, you're-

Maddy: (points to someone else) Eat that last danish and I will reach down your throat, pull it out, and beat you to death with it!

Dorian: ok....

[dorianhargreeves]

Dorian: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?

Patty: aesthetic

[dracoharry]

WILD CHILD (2008) Directed by: Nick Moore

[dorianhargreeves]

askthewendybxrd​:

Wendy raised an eyebrow, somewhat taken aback by the boy’s vitriol, “Well, if everyone knows, does that mean everyone is asking you for your services?” From his reaction, she assumed they must be. This was…somewhat upsetting. She’d hoped the joined realms, and most especially the capital of Auradon, would not be quite as violent as Neverland. It seemed she might have misjudged.

“I’d be satisfied with you scaring someone, if that’s more amenable to you,” she clarified.

Shrugging, Wendy paused, then asked, “Why are you an assassin, if you hate it so much?”

Originally posted by pedestrianverse

Dorain sighed, folding his arms. “I’d be happy to do that. People in unruly emotional states sometimes come to me to. . . take out people. No thank you.” He stuck out his tongue in disgust, shuddering a little. “Just part of the family trade, I guess. Old habits die hard for my dad, and so he just brought me along when doing some hits. I learned how to shoot a gun when I was ten, which would alert child services if they actually knew. I don’t hate it. . . rather, seeing the gore makes me sick.”

“. . . Anyways, who’s it gonna be? How you wanna scare them, and when? Rate starts at one fifty,” He shrugging, doing the math in his head. “but I guess since I’m just. . . scaring them, I’ll give you a discount at ten dollars.”

[madeyemim]

What do you think of Auradon's royalty?

Well, not all of them can be as bad as Arthur right? some might even be worse. Still…royal or non royal…doesn’t matter..all will bow down and kneel before me.

[dorianhargreeves]

madeyemim​:

What? Oh come on I am not that bad excuse me. I would never asks someone to sell their immortal soul, that would be my best friend Faith. Not me! I’m a little offended actually good sir. But in answer of your other question yus I am…they don’t call me Mad Maddy Mim for nothing.

YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO WOULD LET PEOPLE SELL THEIR SOUL? Dead god, what the fuck. I don’t think I should be associated with anyone who’s called mad for a reason. Besides, I can’t even kill anyone here, that was the rule when I came here. I can probably call you an acquaintance but not a friend!

[dorianhargreeves]

txkencxreof​:

Viola was reading up on the Isle while eating her lunch. Since the children there were about to be attending the school, she decided to study up on the Isle and its inhabitants. She wanted to be prepared for every scenario and situation after all, and who knew what the children of the Isle were capable of?

She had bitten into her sandwich when she heard the tray crash in front of her. She glanced up at the boy and shook her head. “Nope. I don’t mind at all.” She couldn’t help but notice how agitated he was, so she felt compelled to ask. “Are you okay?”

“Just classic high school problems.” Dorian said, exasperated with the current situation. For legal reasons, he was not allowed to be near anything that could be considered a dangerous weapon. Like a pencil. He was resorted to using crayons, like a child. “There’s people plentiful more worse than me, yet I’m the laughing stock for knowing how to kill someone 200 ways.”

[thewinterclown]

[dorianhargreeves]

Closed: Might Kick Someone In the Face

Dorian was going to lose it, he swore to whatever dead god was up there. As much as a short guy like him could handle, mockery of him and jeers of people laughing about how a little guy like him could kill someone (if he had a knife, he could clearly prove it) but nope, he wasn’t going to get aggressive. He already got kicked out of plenty of schools.

So he slammed his tray onto a table, seating himself before the girl could speak. “Do you mind if I sit here?”

@txkencxreof​

[dorianhargreeves]

Closed: NO KILLING

Dorian raised an eyebrow as he crossed his arms. “No I’m not going to kill anybody! My dad and the school told me I can’t kill anybody here! Even if you give me money, all I can do is what, beat someone up? But I can’t kill anyone!”

It was a weird request, and WHO TOLD EVERYONE HE WAS AN ASSASSIN? Just because he knew how to end a life doesn’t mean he liked it! “No means no!”

@askthewendybxrd

[lexiegrey]

[madeyemim]

What do you think of Auradon's royalty?

Well, not all of them can be as bad as Arthur right? some might even be worse. Still…royal or non royal…doesn’t matter..all will bow down and kneel before me.

[dorianhargreeves]

madeyemim‌:

Wow little bunny, you have quite the babyface indeed. Tell you what, you don’t say anything about me, and I will give you the respect you so rightfully crave. Plus, I think we could be good friends. You and me? A dynamic do. So assassin though, that’s interesting, my grandma and my mom are witches….and me too. I can do magic.

. . . I’m not going to do it! I feel like you’d try to make me sell my soul. I would rather not, thank you very much. Dad told me the only thing I need is a good gun, and if I wanted to work with you, I would choose my own terms. Plus. . . you’re sort of making me uncomfortable. Are you always like this?

[dorianhargreeves]

Mahtob: What is that thing?

Dorian: It's a device for…talking…I don't bloody know, I press the button and people answer, usually

[dorianhargreeves]

Quinn: Truth or dare?

Dorian: Truth.

Quinn: How many hours have you slept this week?

Dorian: Dare.

Quinn: Go to sleep.

Dorian: I don’t like this game.

[madeyemim]

What do you think of Auradon's royalty?

Well, not all of them can be as bad as Arthur right? some might even be worse. Still…royal or non royal…doesn’t matter..all will bow down and kneel before me.

[dorianhargreeves]

madeyemim‌:

Aww a smoll bean, I plan to take over Auradon or at least help in doing so. Mostly though I don’t like royals, they tend to think the junk on their head makes them more important than they really are. Which is saying something. Who might you be though…little bunny?

Whoa there, treat me with some respect. Dorian Hargreeves, my dad was literally a professional assassin. I’m not that small, I just haven’t grown yet, I haven’t gotten my growth spurt; I actually turned 16 really recently, so I’m not that young, I just. . . have a babyface.  But anyways, do I have to report you or like. . . kill you?