Are you a hisdorian!?

Good morning buttercup!!!

[dorianshistorian]

Sorry for the long absence! here is something to make it up to you!!

I’m excited for the new season!! Can’t wait to see my boy dorian again <33

[itsboundtobetragic]

You don’t know what happened yesterday. You’re not a historian!

[dorianshistorian]

i just found ur blog and i'm so fucking tired rn but this is literally the most beautiful thing i've ever seen omg ily

thanks anon, but nothing is more beautiful than a gentle gleam of sunlight reflecting off of dorian’s buffened bum cheeks

[dorianshistorian]

Goriodd, the most wholesome ot3, now in colour uwu

[dorianshistorian]

The two lovebirds in pastel <3333 (◕ ω ◕✿) (◕ ワ ◕✿)

note this does NOT mean i don’t ship goriodd anymore!!!!!! just that these tow need more love!!! so get off my back!!!!!

don’t repost without permission! +ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+凸(◕‿◕✿)+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

[dorianshistorian]

our sparkling boy...... one day he will have justice (this photo is unedited, just dorian’s natural beauty shining thru)

[dorianshistorian]

Some art of the ultimate DGHDA ot3: Goriodd (Gordon/Dorian/Todd)~~~

[dorianshistorian]

a new ship: todd + gordon + dorian (goriodd)

[dorianshistorian]

Why? Just.....why?

:-)

[pumpkino]

👏stop 👏romanticising👏dorian👏?👏

[mlentertainment]

DORIAN👏SOLD👏DRUGS👏AND👏THREATENED👏TODD'S👏LIFE

[dorianshistorian]

👏 DORIAN 👏 JUST 👏 WANTED 👏 WHAT 👏 WAS 👏 RIGHTLY 👏 HIS 👏

[classicfern]

👏 BUT 👏 DORIAN 👏 WANTED 👏 TO 👏 SHOOT 👏 OUR 👏 SUNSHINE 👏 MAN  👏

[lavellington]

Dorian discourse:

“Dorian tried to shoot Todd!”

“Meh.”

“Dorian tried to shoot DIRK though!”

[pumpkino]

the truest discourse: Dorian is problematical, because he shot Himself

[brotzling-blog]

👏 THE 👏 MICROWAVE 👏 IS 👏 THE 👏 TRUE 👏 VILLAIN 👏

[princessparadoxical]

THE MICROWAVE LITERALLY SAYS “ERR, DONE”

THE MICROWAVE WANTS NO PART IN YOUR SHENANIGANS

[punmonster]

i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom

the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen

#sometimes they float across my dash like a creature from the depths of hell tho

[pumpkino]

#DorianProtectionSquad because All the Characters in dirk gently are Bad and DORIAN doesn’t get enough 💐love💐

[dorianshistorian]

We shall be known as

Hisdorians

[pumpkino]

👏stop 👏romanticising👏dorian👏?👏

[mlentertainment]

DORIAN👏SOLD👏DRUGS👏AND👏THREATENED👏TODD'S👏LIFE

[dorianshistorian]

👏 DORIAN 👏 JUST 👏 WANTED 👏 WHAT 👏 WAS 👏 RIGHTLY 👏 HIS 👏

[classicfern]

👏 BUT 👏 DORIAN 👏 WANTED 👏 TO 👏 SHOOT 👏 OUR 👏 SUNSHINE 👏 MAN  👏

[pumpkino]

No offence, Dorian might be awful but it's basically a cast of bad people. Bart kills, don't romanticise her then. The Rowdy 3 smash everything and vandalise, dont romanticise them then. Friedkin carries a sniper rifle with him, dont romanticise him. Todd is a thief and a liar, don't romanticise him.

haha sorry anon that post was an april fools @dorianshistorian

[pumpkino]

👏stop 👏romanticising👏dorian👏?👏

[mlentertainment]

DORIAN👏SOLD👏DRUGS👏AND👏THREATENED👏TODD'S👏LIFE

[dorianshistorian]

👏 DORIAN 👏 JUST 👏 WANTED 👏 WHAT 👏 WAS 👏 RIGHTLY 👏 HIS 👏

[dorianshistorian]

Dorian👏did👏nothing👏 wrong👏he👏just👏wanted👏his👏rent👏!!!!!!

[nekosmuse]

I don’t know. I heard he sold an incredible amount of drugs to an astonishing number of people.

[dorianshistorian]

Words Dorian lives by!!!!