Got No Socks On

Hey everyone, I'm Elle. This is my attempt at a humor blog. The "me" link doesn't work so just got to tagged/me.

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me every day on this website

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if u think im cute send me money 

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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

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I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

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You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

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who is gonna tell this person

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british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year

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life hack

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The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

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when we were kids my brother used to be scared that the radiator would turn into a goat. he wasn’t afraid of goats, he was just afraid of the heater being one.

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no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

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Big

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Loud

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Handsome

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why is her caption the funniest thing

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