DraculAdept Flow

Fascination got me seeing shit

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THE HIGHER I RISE, THE MORE I SEE, THE MORE THINGS I HAVE TO FUCK

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Would you commit the Crime of the Sky?

I do every day. Got me making the rest of the world looking like they got Alukile Dysfunction.

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My long absence is a mystery of Scale, but my return is a simple formula of Rose, Sky, and Grail.

Speaking of Scale, I got more rocks than a fuckin mountain. I learned to squeeze blood from the stone. Shit ain't nothing to me, man. Diorite; andesite; granite; I've bashed my head against each, and come back stronger and more unstable each time. They call me the lobotosaurus rex. Ha ha. When I learned to carve a waist-height cylindrical hole in the rock, it was all over. Didn't leave the cave for 37 hours, and when I did I left needing to pay child support to an earth elemental. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.

Happy Pride Month!

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Recite a prayer in Hyskos to excite Edge and Grail

"I'm so violent and sick in the head, I can't tell if I wanna kill my ops or fuck 'em!"

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Drinking xanthotic essence out the test tube, my tummy feels crazy. I'm shivering and shitting while reading books on Skolekosophy, call that a mystery of Winter and Scale, ha ha. Lord Jakob Gristwood tried to ascend to Edge-Long status under the Wolf Divided, and would've gotten away with it if Dracula didn't dissect him with his own pen-knife. The cycle of lore subversion is a mystery of Moth... Or, more accurately, a mystery of Wheel. The cycle revolves, still. They don't want you to know this, but Lantern's precursor was much closer to Scale than any other power; call that a mystery of Amber.

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Aight motherfuckers I'm on the cusp of Namehood, and I don't have enough character to make my own decisions. Who should I ascend under.

Watchman

Forge of Days

Red Grail

Wolf Divided

Mother of Ants

MOTH

One of those stony fucks

The Rising Spider

Voting ended onJan 31, 2025

Time-sensitive question, so the poll's up for a day. Make your choice wisely, for if DraculAdept has his way, the world will never be the same.

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Here we go fuckers. Into the fire we fly

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Aight motherfuckers I'm on the cusp of Namehood, and I don't have enough character to make my own decisions. Who should I ascend under.

Watchman

Forge of Days

Red Grail

Wolf Divided

Mother of Ants

MOTH

One of those stony fucks

The Rising Spider

Voting ended onJan 31, 2025

Time-sensitive question, so the poll's up for a day. Make your choice wisely, for if DraculAdept has his way, the world will never be the same.

Add additional suggestions in the comments or reblogs and I might consider them

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Aight motherfuckers I'm on the cusp of Namehood, and I don't have enough character to make my own decisions. Who should I ascend under.

Watchman

Forge of Days

Red Grail

Wolf Divided

Mother of Ants

MOTH

One of those stony fucks

The Rising Spider

Voting ended onJan 31, 2025

Time-sensitive question, so the poll's up for a day. Make your choice wisely, for if DraculAdept has his way, the world will never be the same.

Add additional suggestions in the comments or reblogs and I might consider them

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Problem with that is that I never give life, only take it

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Aight motherfuckers I'm on the cusp of Namehood, and I don't have enough character to make my own decisions. Who should I ascend under.

Watchman

Forge of Days

Red Grail

Wolf Divided

Mother of Ants

MOTH

One of those stony fucks

The Rising Spider

Voting ended onJan 31, 2025

Time-sensitive question, so the poll's up for a day. Make your choice wisely, for if DraculAdept has his way, the world will never be the same.

Add additional suggestions in the comments or reblogs and I might consider them

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Count DraculAdept has finally come to understand the Merciless Alteration. Here's a hint: look outside in January, and be surprised when the gentle autumn is disturbed by snow. The irresistible shortcut has its regrettable consequences. Lose three hours to meaningless doomscrolling, and feel the hate that heats. Eat McDonald's, and taste the change that mars. Think of your shitty ex you feel oddly drawn to, and you'll know the scar that opens. These are the foulest histories indeed.

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Identify the presence of a return'd traveling-kind with an intensity of Scale

"The bugs are back"

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Alright motherfuckers, where's the best place for the City Unbuilt to be founded?

Port Noon (Sky)

Caer Ys (Rose)

The House of The Moon (Moon)

On Paradox, Never (Moth)

Nowhere (???)

I disagree with the City Unbuilt because I'm a filthy bird who stacks zero paper

Voting ended onDec 23, 2024

Make sure to start a fight in the comments, the corivality is the engine of the world

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None of y'all fuckers can be trusted to be architects. Nowhere? Really? 20% of y'all voted for fucking Nowhere? A place you can't even build it in any ending? Most of y'all built it in Traitor Central? Only 6.8% voted for Noon? We not making it outta the hegemony of Eternity with this one.

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C'mere man no I don't have An Imminence behind me no haha I promise I don't know or think you're worm-infested that's crazy. Now taste a rhythm closer to the Thunderskin than any duendrazon:

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Aight fuckers which Ending Aspect from BoH is the best

Lantern

Forge

Edge

Winter

Heart

Grail

Moth

Sky

Moon

Scale

Nectar

Rose

Voting ended onJan 5, 2025

There ain't enough room for Knock, and frankly, Knock's ending can suck my fat jiggling testicles. Cycles of vengeance fuels the corrivality, but reruns of has-been hours are fuckin boring. Gimme some new material.

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Alright motherfuckers, where's the best place for the City Unbuilt to be founded?

Port Noon (Sky)

Caer Ys (Rose)

The House of The Moon (Moon)

On Paradox, Never (Moth)

Nowhere (???)

I disagree with the City Unbuilt because I'm a filthy bird who stacks zero paper

Voting ended onDec 23, 2024

Make sure to start a fight in the comments, the corivality is the engine of the world

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None of y'all fuckers can be trusted to be architects. Nowhere? Really? 20% of y'all voted for fucking Nowhere? A place you can't even build it in any ending? Most of y'all built it in Traitor Central? Only 6.8% voted for Noon? We not making it outta the hegemony of Eternity with this one.

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Teaching the crabs Cracktrack so I can understand their screams as I boil them alive. This is a mystery of Grail, Forge, and Edge, and its central revelation might tell us more about how and why the Sun had to be divided. Robigo trying to steal my Cater and Hero package, so I put that fucker in the Condignator. I got Worms, everywhere, and there is no escape. Shit ain't nothing to me, man.

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High-level Winter lore got me alternating between howling in pain and silent as a euthanasia in the depths of a snowy forest

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OOC: I awoke in a cold sweat, with words on the tip of my tongue too terrible to speak but too powerful to contain. I must present them here:

Does the Red Grail like mpreg?

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OOC: Make no mistake, I did not awake horny, but afraid