glitter and stars and the great afar

I don't even know what this blog is about anymore. Mostly lots of dogs.

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

[heartsnmagic]

[mogblin]

images that mean everything to me

[unrealunearths]

I—

[bettedavisgf]

my toxic trait is never tracking my periods so every 28 days i gaslight myself into thinking the world is ending when the pms symptoms hit me like a freight train

[funnytwittertweets]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"oh mein gott" destroyed germany, "woa mama mia cunt" destroyed italy, and "naur" destroyed australia. who is next?

[bunnygirlskull]

"chewscday" "yewchewb" and "innit" destroyed britain, i say we go for spain and portugal next

[zim-vii-ejin]

[synqra]

[floralls]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[spamton]

the dragons when they're in a dungeon idk I'm too pretty to play dnd

[bastionkeeper]

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[fireflyca]

I had to read this 3 times before figuring out it wasn't about the Bible or Leonard Cohen

[bastionkeeper]

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

[seok-ki]

They put a raincoat on him when it rained.

[lylylylylylylylyly]

once i started spending my own money i realized my mom was right….we do have food at home