Hiya tumblr. I'm a human from the US of A and this is where I am openly horny on the internet.
A bit about me:
he/they
masc amab nonbinary/agender
bisexual, switchy service top
vintage 1989
if you think you know me IRL no you don't
not always drunk I swear
This blog is for adults only. So GTFO if you're under age 18. Racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, pedos, TERFs, and other shitheads can fuck off too.
For all the decent, horny adults left, thanks for stopping by!
My lewds are tagged #my body if you're into that. Asks are answered with #drunk answers. Text posts like this one are at #drunken rambling.
Nothing else is tagged consistently, except other Tumblr content creators who are under #beautiful people. If you want me to start tagging/cw something just ask.
Asks, DMs, and submissions are open to all, especially mutuals. Lewds and nudes are welcome and encouraged. Spicy chat is welcome but be warned that my schedule is fucky and I won't be able to reply consistently.
This has been your obligatory pinned post. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
