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Anna. Math and science aficionado. Superhero super fan. Currently residing in Neverland. Generally uninteresting as shown by the length of this bio.

[annetsocial]

[cybersupport]

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

[cybersupport]

number 1

[entropvy]

number 2

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number 3

[ahkep]

Where are they other two chairs?

[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

[sidnugget]

What is gonna happen if skinny jeans go out of style? Go back to boot cut jeans and act like we didn’t think they were disgusting for 6+ years?

[brothersbloood-deactivated20200]

my greatest fear

[dustinteractive]

Getting motivated to take that leap of faith.

[buzzfeed]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

*has a crush* This is infatuation. It isnt real

*sees hot person in hallway* Love at first sight is true the lord has blessed me today the stars have aligned My soulmate is here

[twitterlols]

[mythoughtsxxblog]

I am proud to be a fan of John Cena’s.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[ginsengtea]

me: sees pics of veiny male hand gripping girl’s soft thigh me: leave her alone🔪🔪🔪

[turnipfritters]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[niggasandcomputers]

Cyndi Lauper - Time after time

[no-chill-at-all]

[jusky]

[alloverthegaf]

It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos

[alloverthegaf]

A few people have been asking so let me explain

Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.

It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.

[loveremains4eva-deactivated2017]

[iv-fischer]

someone please explain to me what the fuck i just witnessed

[trapcard]

[undocupop]

…….speechless……

[mellamankev]

White people….

[eat-scroll-procrastinate]

Bible version: a king lusts after another man's wife

Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man's rubber duck

Bible version: threat of genocide

Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling

Bible version: since they won't bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive

Veggie Tales version: since they won't bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive