All I Do ALL Day Is Fuck Around

Edward Salazar is a comic who writes about himself in 3rd person.

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“Is that dried mango? I love dried mango. Weeeeird.” https://www.instagram.com/p/CXK7rDgrsMH/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I went to a movie!! I saw Licorice Pizza. I had to brave Westwood to do it but it was worth it. God damn it’s such a funny movie. A sweet but still honest story about human connectivity. (at Fox Westwood Theater) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXAFzd5p0Do/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I’ve always been one of the top 5 wedding guests. https://www.instagram.com/p/CU7lBBqrofs/?utm_medium=tumblr

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My dog is now opening a sound bath retreat in the desert. He’s sponsored by a boutique kombucha. Please hit that fave button to help his clout. https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ44ERop6XN/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Me when politicians start discussing student loan forgiveness. https://www.instagram.com/p/CPaGEDdpq2u/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I’m obsessed with Newt’s paws when he sleeps. https://www.instagram.com/p/CNyde25J9Tw/?igshid=fveim74ornwk

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I should probably take photos of other things. (at John Marshall High School (Los Angeles)) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNq0ryxJVTe/?igshid=cwtd1uwhubwh

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How I plan on spending the long weekend. (at John Marshall High School (Los Angeles)) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNJX9P-JVE5/?igshid=9qaeqkdhh3ip

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Goodnight everyone. (at Sleeping Bear Candle Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMRZE1qp5ic/?igshid=10pjn66fbxhp7

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Waiting for 2020 to end. https://www.instagram.com/p/CJei5SnJfdf/?igshid=76kv2hxp6avf

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Not to bad California (at White Rock Los Padres) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEcc78qJGw0/?igshid=q4bx0ossyj99

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Look at this handsome boy. #nationaldogday #happynationaldogday (at Griffith Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEX0cgMJ5q_/?igshid=x0xitsi5r0i6

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California sunsets are undefeated https://www.instagram.com/p/CD70zVjJH0f/?igshid=as40be6f5pql

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Stayed in a teepee at a campsite that had outdoor karaoke and I’ll never be the same. #girls #fun (at Pocatello, Idaho) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCPMqqGjduU/?igshid=orbu5255ja6p

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Montana sunset (at The Murray Hotel) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCKhv1CDqi9/?igshid=1q0vp6u5vkdm1

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Protecting us all from the threat of invading squirrels. https://www.instagram.com/p/CCGjd9yJZP8/?igshid=dopcij3ct11h

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Listening to this book while there’s a pandemic and a civil rights struggle is very enlightening. Read or listen to it if you don’t understand why people are tearing down all those statues. We were told myths written and taught to us by white people. Those statues are hopefully the first part of unteaching the lies we were taught. Also fuck Columbus. #blacklivesmatter #covid #columbus (at Plymouth Rock, Plymouth, Mass.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB6PIibnAjm/?igshid=1xjnbf36t7vgt