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"I'm sure we'll become extinct:
My great-grandmother: 11 children
My grandmother: 7 children
My mum: 3 children
Me: 1 cat
My cat: neutered"
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@elgallinerodelespanol
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"I'm sure we'll become extinct:
My great-grandmother: 11 children
My grandmother: 7 children
My mum: 3 children
Me: 1 cat
My cat: neutered"
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"<<Display item>>
Behind any warning signal there is always a good story"
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" - Go sleeping
- Why?
- Coz u look like tired
- You look like a monkey and I don't tell u to go to the jungle"
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"-Does waxing hurt?
- It depends on the area
-I'm from Guadalajara "
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"I used to get stressed out a lot, but then I discovered yoga. I feel much better now"
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" T-shirt that solves the old plumber's problem"
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"- honey, cannot find my eyelashes.
-what's up?
-have you seen them?
-Mmm... promise not to get upset?
-what did u do now?"
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-Darling, I want a ring with a huge gemstone
-enough talking, let's do it!
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"when dogs are as nosy and gossipy as their owners"
One of many memes which lose the sense when translating it , hehe
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"-What do you study?
-I'm a topographer
-just pose, don't be shy"
(tip: topo= mole)
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I love to make improvised meals with what I have in the fridge. Today , "suppository with lemon yogurt "
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"Did u know that if you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body makes a screenshot?"
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"he doesn't rule the world because he doesn't feel like doing it"
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"-Hello. I'm the guy who came yesterday to buy some glue"
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" I have a question... Do we lazy go the heaven or are we picked up?"
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" This year has been a personal growth year"
"The personal growth:"
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"if you're having a bad day, just remember that this man didn't know he was dead and he continued working"