“Decaf me? I wonder what your boss is going to think when I write a ridiculously long and mostly incoherent handwritten complaint about the traumatizing barista abuse I receive from you, and the subsequent economic crash of all caramel and banana bread sales.”
   "Oh I'm pretty sure he'll be on my side," Eliane said with a grin. Topping off the caramel on the drink, she affected a solemn and pious tone. "Decaffing difficult customers is a sacred tradition amongst we noble baristas. Everyone knows that straw assaulting the person making your drink is grounds for losing your caf. I might be new around here, but the barista bond is strong."Â
   She capped the drink off and handed it across the counter. "Of course, seeing as I'm the difficult one in this friendship, I probably made it right for you. Maybe."














