i came to win

You're coming up for air, happier down there in your aftershave ocean. Lies, difficult to face, floating out in space.

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supmackenzie:

I was running because I’ve been so cooped up in here for weeks and I needed to get out. Plus back fat. It was a win win really until my lungs felt like they were on fire. Beach running is harder than normal running. If you talked about something else I’d think you were sick or something.

“Ah back fat, so annoying. Well maybe another sport could do the trick and get you active again. That is actually very true i might be coming down with something. But hey, i am here to help.”

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hyfrsoph:

“Don’t apologize for it, it’s not a big deal. And no problem. Where are you from?”

“Italy, so i am sorry if you do not understand me sometimes. How are you?”

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sophhartbreaker:

“You know, I’ve had about twenty-one years on this earth to figure that out. Nice to meet you Elijah. Cool accent.” 

“That is actually very true i am sorry for saying that. You must hear it all the time. Thank you.”

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“So, you’ve probably already met my twin sister, which means you’re in for a shock since we are absolutely nothing alike. Hi, I’m Sophia, but you can call me Soph. Or call me later, whichever one works.”

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“You are actually very different from your sister. I am Elijah, nice to meet you too. I guess.”

[supmackenzie]

Went for a run on the beach this morning. That was a terrible decision, my legs are killing me and I’m so hot I think my skin is actually going to melt off. Don’t think I’d be very pretty without skin so we’re just going to skip the beach running for the rest of my life.

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“If you were running because you want to stay healthy, there’s a lot of other things you can do. Do not give up. I would say football but i feel like that’s the only thing i talk about, so maybe go to the gym, or something.”

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sighades:

“That’s fun, I guess. Ah, cool, me neither. Oh well, most of the interviewers were pricks. It’s kind of odd seeing you here, like surreal I guess” 

“They were, but it was some short times and they were just doing their job. If i touch you, you’re not going to like faint or something, like in the movies- right?”

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everleighjfc:

It’s more than disgusting, but most people are just money hungry goblins. And yes, I did describe them as goblins because they are little pricks. Don’t worry, I was only joking. It wasn’t necessarily a come on.

“I find that very disgusting. How the number one thing we should have is money and not happiness. Goblins- makes me think of harry potter. Alright, just got me confused, that’s all.”

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ctrlelaine:

“Oh well, in that case I’m proud of you too!  You do? Well that’s a first. But good news for me because now I have someone to talk to about my random adventures…or lack thereof. Thank you…I hope he thinks so.”

“Thanks, i guess. Really? It is a little random but you seem so innocent and happy that i do not think anybody would mind. Alright, i can be that person. He will, don’t you worry.”

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text — loser

ares: i'll be fine

elijah: fine then

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text — loser

ares: i'll walk

elijah: no that is dangerous

elijah: where are you

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text — loser

ares: jwhy is it good

elijah: find somebody to take you home okay

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text — loser

ares: why do oyu like me tho

ares: man

ares: sahe left already

ares: i giver up

elijah: i do not know

elijah: that's good. very good

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text — loser

ares: girls arye good at gioving head

ares: no ndot ignore it babt

elijah: that is just disgusting i don't know why i like you

elijah: but if you want to go with her, let go of your phone and go ?

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text — loser

ares: im far frm straight baby

ares: lol

ares: we live in the same reusort dumbass

elijah: so if you aren't straight, why are you going home with the girl?

elijah: i meant the room, sorry

elijah: i am just going to ignore the "baby" okay yes

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sighades:

“Hey, don’t make fun. I don’t know what famous ex-footy stars are up to nowadays. Girlfriends aren’t your thing? Your accents cute, I mean I heard it in interviews, but not in person. What’re you doing anyway now?”

“I am not making fun. Ugh well i just come here at midnight, and stop when i feel tired. That is what i do. No, feelings are not my thing. -- thanks? Oh gosh- my interviews are the worst. It was always awkward and they never understood what i was saying.I haven’t been doing anything for a really long time.”

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everleighjfc:

Pretty much, I feel like anybody would find a way to make a quick buck around here. I mean, suing for pain and suffering makes sense, doesn’t it? And should I be flattered by that statement? I mean, if you really wanted to make a girl scream and whine you may want to try other tactics. But, until then, you might want to kick that a bit harder.

“That is actually very true, but it’s disgusting. You should, i said that you are not like all whiny girls. I did not mean it like that- um.”

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text — loser

ares: cmon bruh we dboot know resting w someotne is much more fun

ares: tahn being alo e

elijah: yes but you are drunk and is not thinking straight

elijah: i would pick you up but i do not know where you live

elijah: and pretty sure you do not remember