rabbit heart

i've thought of angels choking on their halos get them drunk on rose water. see how dirty you can get them pulling out their fragile teeth, clip their tiny wings.

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

Okay, do I know poetry.

[eljohnston]

See, you'll do great.

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

How would you know?

[eljohnston]

Because you know poetry.

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

You totally know poetry. Are you fucking with me?

[eljohnston]

But you also know poetry. 

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

Uhh, yeah, for you to do the poetry thing.

[eljohnston]

But I don't know any poetry.

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

That’s not fair. Nope. Plus I can’t pull off the French hat thing like you could. …I’m going to bring a boombox. 

[eljohnston]

It was your idea.

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

I thought you were doing the poetry. Are you rapping? I’ll beatbox.

[eljohnston]

I'm not doing the poetry. You can do the poetry. 

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

Absolutely.

[eljohnston]

Fantastic. With or without the beat boxing?

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

I was being very sarcastic.

[eljohnston]

So are we going?

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

I’m surprised. I didn’t peg you as a judgmental person.

[eljohnston]

Your sarcasm is weak.

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

So why would you go if you thought it was fucking stupid?

[eljohnston]

To judge people.

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

But I thought you thought it was fucking stupid?

[eljohnston]

So?

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

You could do it.

[eljohnston]

I was thinking more of just going. 

You know, like a regular fucking person. 

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

Okay, but you have to come too. You have to wear one of those French hat things and start snapping and reciting poems in everyone’s faces. Very dramatically.

[eljohnston]

Hm. Tempting.

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

I don’t, I’m just wondering.

[eljohnston]

You could show up in slacks and start beat boxing. That would be entertaining. 

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

Can you crash a ball? How does that work? Bring rap music?

[eljohnston]

Why would you want to do that?

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

I dunno, we could use a little liveliness in this place.

[eljohnston]

Yeah, I guess. 

[teddystewart-deactivated2017050]

A ball or something? I think I heard someone talking about it the other day. 

[eljohnston]

Yeah, it's kind of fucking stupid.