i’m a responsible devil

shelby | chloe decker & lucifer morningstar

[asoulintheclouds]

Lucifer season 1 be like:

Lucifer: *dies*

God: Nah bitch get up

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I really hate the layout for the quotes now @ tumblr switch it back

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“High School! Hot Tub High School, she wasn’t in the sequel.”

– Lucifer Morningstar

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“I mean, a guy named Lucifer and the chick from Hot Tub Hotel!?

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“I’ve told you the truth from the beginning.”

– Lucifer Morningstar

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“Oh my God. Are you gassy?”

– Chloe Decker

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“Whatever it is you want to show me, or what you want to tell me, it’s okay. I’m here for you.”

– Chloe Decker

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“Take care of your side of the street for a change.”

– Dan Espinoza

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“Careful, I bruise like a peach.”

– Lucifer Morningstar

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“Please don’t crush him we’ve only just begun.”

– Lucifer Morningstar

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“Remember me?”

– Lucifer Morningstar

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“Demon? Changeling?”

– Lucifer Morningstar

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“Oh bloody hell.”

– Lucifer Morningstar

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“I am an angel, a soldier of God, his favorite son.”

– Amenadiel

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“He took my devil face as well.”

– Lucifer Morningstar

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“If you can be redeemed, anyone can.”

– Amenadiel

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They

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“We’re going to need a bigger towel.”

– Amenadiel

[3.01] They’re Back, Aren’t They