that man is breathing fire omg

The most important part of NSFW is the safe bit. I like to incorporate that by staying safe. I BELIEVE IN SAFETY! The most important thing in life is never, ever, taking risks. That's so dangerous! Remember, if you cut corners you're going to end up going in circles. Especially if your sharp implement of choice has not been approved by the authorities of your workplace's Health & Safety department, the members of whom I have nothing but respect for. Needless to say, this is not a blog which approves of DIY.

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all squeaky clean and new

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cleaned up my workplace

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this level of danger is unacceptable. do not recommend. do not try at work. :(

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I see.. you were triggered by someone getting more notes than you for speaking their opinion on a trending topic. Too bad you aren't trendy enough to to that. Piss poor memes, and the lamest of meme formats. Seriously at this point I'm just defending my friend from a troll like you. Get off Tumblr bitch. Go get a real life. Take the energy your waste trying to get your blogs famous and put that into writing a fucking book, or anything more productive than spewing your hate at my beautiful friend

... hon. I think you've come to the wrong blog. If this is ACTUALLY about me and my abhorrent self please address it to @heterosexualvolcano or @volcanik

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No health and safety rules, we die

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quick im drunk and i dont know you personally so post your favorite meme pls i need this

DRINKING IS HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH

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However, disregarding the matter of alcohol for the time being, my favourite meme follows the "no X, we X like X" format. While traditionally the second blank is the word 'die', I prefer the much more wholesome and family friendly, "no blatant disregard for health and safety manuals, we work like responsible and safe human beings." Very funny, hahaha!

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quick im drunk and i dont know you personally so post your favorite meme pls i need this

DRINKING IS HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH

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How do you feel about the practice of jumping to reach objects on high shelves, instead of obtaining a stepladder for the purpose?

I'm sorry that this took me so long to respond to but I literally just fainted. Please, acquire a Friend. Friends are useful for a number of reasons, which I shall now list in a helpful and friendly format.A) if you are injured, a Friend can administer First Aid.B) if you are seriously injured, a Friend can call an ambulance or drive you to a hospital, wearing driving safety goggles, as is encouraged.C) if you are upset because of an injury, a Friend can hold your hand, provided you are both sufficiently sanitised against the spresd of diseases.D) if you use a stepladder, which is strongly recommended in this scenario, you have a Friend to hold the base steady to reduce the risk of harm (remember, every action has the potential for harm and so you must live in a constant state of fear and vigilance)E) if your Friend is tall, they may be able to simply reach it with their freakish limbs.I hope this is helpful information :)

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Dear followers... this is a perfect opportunity to test out your "being mugged in the workplace" protocol. Make sure to double check the manual before performing any action... no matter how small. Safety first!

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I abhor this. Yes, that is strong language, you are absolutely right. However, I believe (at risk of this becoming a personal post) that celebrities such as Charlie Chaplin should serve as role models, beacons of responsibility and safety, to guide the public away from acts such as this. Certainly, at the very least they should not be endorsing this flagrant violation of safety rules regarding machinery, and definitively not while looking so awfully cheerful. It is not my place to take from others’ cheer- but be that as it may, I rigidly do not approve of leading the masses towards such distasteful acts.

Once again, my hand is forced- I must pronounce this NSFW, if only for the greater good.

People of the world, of the workplace, my heart goes out to you. I am here for you. I am here, to protect you.

Do not fear me.

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Again!?!

Today seems to be a particularly ladderful day! I cannot believe I am seeing this with my own eyes! It is a direct flouting of every single safety rule regarding ladders that I can possible conceive of. At least he has someone to hold the lower ladder steady, although that is little consolation.

I regret having to do this, but I must make the internet a safer place and shed light on these terrible atrocities against being safe. It is my duty. And so it is, with a heavy heart, that I pronounce these action NSFW (not safe for work).

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As of now, I am struggling to breathe. The sheer audacity (forgive my italics) of these men! They are simply holding the ladder up, and (my heart catches in my throat as I write this) the man on the ladder isn’t even using his arms to hold on!!!!!

Pardon my excessive punctuation, but goodness! That object certainly looks heavy! What if, deities forbid, it were to drop on him or on his colleagues below? I’m not even sure if he’s going up or down, with or without it, and I’m not sure which is worse. Mark me down as conflicted and anxious!!

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Google tells me that these men are in the tobacco industry. It seems the production of it is just as dangerous as the consumption. That is a shame. Observe how they are sharing narrow fragile slats to balance themselves on. Observe their peculiar positions- some leaning far back, others hunched way forwards. Surely this cannot be desirable for their postures? Their backs must cause them agony. I wonder how high up they are- how did they get there? There are no ladders in sight...

I am trying to remain as impartial as possible- I have been told that I am coming off a little aggressive in these posts, using such slurs as h*ck, and blaspheming. I apologise for these actions- it’s just hard to keep impassive when I can see so many lives in danger. What if those men fall? What will catch them? The thought is simply too horrible to bear considering.

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I dislike this intensely. Wow, you might be thinking, that's a bit harsh for her to say that. And, okay, I feel kind of bad for saying something so mean, but I genuinely think this is an absolutely awful idea. How on Earth did that car get up there? What is so important that he must compromise his safety- and by extension, his very life, by mending it? Is his wife pregnant, water having broken, with no taxis able to come for five hours at least?

This is unacceptable. I have just googled it, and the price of a car jack is at best £40.72 or $62.87. That is far less than the price of a human life, is it not? Please, buy a car jack. Save a life.

This is unsafe and dangerous and horrible.

I hereby publicly announce that this is not a good idea, and under no circumstance should you do this. Not even if your wife is pregnant, water having broken, with no taxis able to come for five hours at least.

Not even.

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I will tell you true, I had to call up somebody to hold my hand as I wrote this post to you all. My skin has flushed hot. I am positively dizzy. Gracious me, this is terrible. While I certainly must commend this man's genius, I cannot condone his actions. There is not even anybody there to hold his ladder steady, not withstanding the photographer (who must be reprimanded for not taking a hand in this horrific dangerous work)

He has balanced a ladder against a tree, carrying up a ladder with him as he did so, and then balanced this ladder against a stump, presumably while still standing on that same stump, and climbed the ladder all the while being fully aware of the dangers associated with doing so. He most definitely has a strong work ethic, albeit a foolhardy way of approaching it.

All I hope is that the emergency service's number was on hand.

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This seems to me to be a logical impossibility. Firstly, how did that thing- for in my overwhelming shock, I have forgotten the appropriate word- how did it get up there? Did a crane drop it? It looks as if it is about to slide backwards off of that edge. Now that would be absolutely terrible. Oh my chest is hurting. Why would you allow such a thing to happen?

More importantly, why is this machine up there? Why does it have to be destroying (what a horrid word) that building from the top up. As much as I disapprove of explosions, surely dynamite would be better used in this situation? Oh every essence of my being goes out to the poor person in that contraption. There simply must be a more efficient way to go about this, and I feel that this simply isn't good enough. Not at all.

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TBH MY ACTUAL NSFW BLOG IS A LOT OF UNSAFE WORK PRACTICES

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There are multitudinous numbers of things wrong with this. A vast, anxiety-filled plethora. Why is he hanging from his legs? It is such an unstable structure, it is a miracle it ever worked. How, I wonder, did they come to this idea? Who chose to hang upside-down.

I think I'll have a sit down now. I don't think I'm ready to cope with looking at this any longer.