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Cam They/Them 25/Queer/NB/Poly Face Tag Multifandom/personal blog. Expect: Various Anime/Video Games, animals, Art, science wank, attractive people and attractive things for people to wear, body modification, queer ranting, poly life, etc.

[victoriousvocabulary]

ASTRIFEROUS

[adjective]

bearing stars; made of stars.

Etymology: from Latin astrifer; astrum, “star” + ferre, “to bear”.

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Original: Ceres by Abigail Diaz

[squeakyshepard]

[breadbench]

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

[houndofhecate]

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

[weefslider]

[sufficientlylargen]

My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.

[athenasdragon]

That’s it, that’s the game!

[sailormoonsub]

this came to me in a dream

[syertse]

[ironhide]

Liking fictional killers who aren’t real and never actually harmed anyone:

Liking real life killers who murdered innocent people:

[demonic-knight-kai]

Being interested in serial killer psychology, wanting to understand their motives for such horrific actions:

Headcanoning them, shipping them, fangirling for them like they’re some anime boys or k-pop idols:

[waffleloser]

@iboughturanus

[valtsv]

other people writing ao3 comments: love this! can’t wait to see more ❤

me writing ao3 comments: gyjfsdghjkldsfhj fukc dude i………..id eat this if i could….

[turing-tested]

friendship between lgbt people is so confusing always bc it’s like am i love with you or is it that a lifetime of isolation has driven us to form deeper bonds than our cishet compatriots along with the knowledge that we’re more inclined to cast aside social ettiquite and emotional walls found in cishet friendships because we are so starved for closeness with people who understand and share our identities? wild

[tardigradetheking]

you know you can say how its hard to tell the difference between love and friendship with out calling heterosexuals emotionally closed off.

[turing-tested]

idk how to tell you this but they are

[pitcherplant]

Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’

[glumshoe]

apparently “knight of the thimble” was Victorian slang for a tailor

[valtsv]

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[lettersiarrange]

My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

[formlessvoidbeast]

Ok, if we’re reembracing the citrus fruits categories in this age of the puritanical overlords of tunglr, and @ifridiot is writing a fic that’s a Buddha’s Hand bc tentacles, like… where does that leave the rest of the odd citrus? Where is yuzu on this scale? Pomelo? Bergamot? fuckin’, Finger Limes!?

Someone tell me what a kumquat is. I want to write one but, like… how?

[ifridiot]

THE SCALE IS THUS

Orange: They say I love you. Hug, maybe. A kiss might make people gasp.

Lime: It’s Implied Heavily That Sex Happens.

Finger Limes: It’s just above a fade-to-black; 3 paragraphs of a multichap fic detailing the sex

Lemon: You know Exactly what happened, and it was Sex.

Yuzu: Very Emotional Sex

Pomelo: The Sex Was Just Business (seduction for a spy job or prostitution with no hidden emotions;; it’s almost incidental)

Grapefruit: Kinky Sex Happened

Bergamont: Kinky Sex With Complicated Emotions

Buddha’s Hand: Now here you’ve got your hard kinks, your monster fucking, your tentacles, your xenophilia.

[greenekangaroo]

All ye young ones, gather around, and witness the rebirth of a GOD. 

For if you cannot tag anything as not safe for work, you can most certainly insinuate its citrusy deliciousness. 

[autisticbisexualsokka]

While I always knew the Old Ones would return, I didn’t expect it to be like this.

[baking-accident]

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

[00807x]

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

[eibhirs]

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde