SMEARGLE used SKETCH!

This is the blog of a Smeargle trainer, caffeine addict, bard of void, kennen one trick, homosexual male, poet, night owl, and any other way I am identified. My name is Jer, welcome to this blog.

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

skyrim is really like “do you want to side with the rotting and corrupt empire or the ethnonationalists”

[maxknightley]

american politics simulator 2020

[anarchy-kisses]

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[wilwheaton]

Kajit has wares, if you have coin.

[prcy-jackson]

*texting*

Will: JSJDHSKSKHSBSJS

nico: What is that?

Will: It's a keyboard smash

Nico: How do I do it?

Will: Just press anything

Nico: 7

[silver-tongues-blog]

Guys i have a great idea

[silver-tongues-blog]

[rosexknight]

A platapus bear?

[silver-tongues-blog]

[rosexknight]

PERRY THE PLATAPUS BEAR?!

[encryptedleprechaun]

@dewberrypanda

[plutos-ambassador]

Therapist: How is your self image? Do you think others would consider you a nice person?

Nico: I fucking hope not

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hi i really love your memes and i hope youre having a great day. remember to stay hydrated!!!!

Thanks!! I’m doing pretty well, hope ya’ll are doing well too!

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[la-laborista-republiko]

[dash-wipes]

[moringmark]

[surprisebitch]

what a lovely plot twist

[aliiiiiiice]

fucking lol

[aliiiiiiice]

this is so fucking funny they just took yandere simulator and remade it from the ground up but better in basically every way and it only took two weeks and $0

[totaldowner]

ur in her dms im tied to her ritualistic altar we are not the same

[chlorofeel-deactivated20240728]

Yeah bc you're a virgin

[helpimobsessedwithpercyjackson]

Everyone: you can’t defeat Kronos through the power of an existential crisis

Percy and Annabeth: not with that attitude

[luvzuko]

sokka: why are you making french toast? we just ate

aang: it’s for momo

sokka: why are you making momo french toast?

aang: he doesn’t know how

[thedeepestdaydream]

Sokka:

Sokka: fair enough

[veterandemigod]

Thalia: And when somebody tries you, what do you say?

Nico, age 10: I think the fuck not, you trick ass bitch.

Percy: No.

[plant-folk]

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

[frogmp3]

she is WHAT? sickening

[lookskindadeadinside]

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

mom

[starshein]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

[dduane]

Always gonna reblog. :)

[thegayallen]

Yue

[lukewarm-weenis]

That’s rough buddy

[shencomix]

SasuHina 2016

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