xofvith:
@enzothebaddad
“I almost burned the house down trying to make spaghetti, so I guess I’m never moving out. If I do, I’ll probably be dead in a month!”
“Did you forget the water again?”
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@enzothebaddad
xofvith:
@enzothebaddad
“I almost burned the house down trying to make spaghetti, so I guess I’m never moving out. If I do, I’ll probably be dead in a month!”
“Did you forget the water again?”
wcrningsign:
“That sucks.”
The vampire shrugged, then took a moment to pull out his wallet. “Plenty more where that came from.. I assume.” He handed the boy a blunt. “I’ll get the car warmed up.”
thingcalledlcve:
“No spoilers, dad.”
“It makes little difference. Shock and sarcasm don’t look too different on this face.”
vivicnnc:
“Somehow, I don’t think even Mom can fix my problems.” Tears sting at her eyes again and she smiles in a failed attempt to try and push the pain away. “I’m just like him, and nothing can fix me…not even dying made me feel better.”
“Dying didn’t make your mother feel very good either, but it was a start to her transforming into the wonderful woman she is today. Maybe it’ll be the same for you, or maybe it won’t. I don’t know about you, but I’m curious to find out.”
thingcalledlcve:
“I’m not sure my brain alone can create the image of you in an argyle sweater vest and one of those funny hats.”
“If I didn’t know any better... I’d say you’ve just hit the jackpot of a Father’s Day present.”
thingcalledlcve:
@enzothebaddad
“I’m going to need you to get really into golf sometime in the next 6 hours so I can actually get you a card.”
“How about we both just use our imagination and get on with it.”
barbiestjohn:
@enzothebaddad
“Happy Father’s Day.”
The vampire smiled against her lips. “Was that my present?”
vivicnnc:
@enzothebaddad
“I know I don’t say it enough, and I don’t act like it, but I’m really glad that you’re my dad.”
“It’s been nothing less than an honor.”
alexanderxclaire:
@enzothebaddad
“My friends are happy, I am happy, I have learned to adapt.”
“Doesn’t sound that happy to me. But maybe that’s just the weary opinion of an old man.”
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Enzo: iconic happens to be my middle name
Enzo: is that it?
Ben: uhhhhh...yep. have a nice day?
Enzo: sure
wcrningsign:
“I mean, if you have some it wouldn’t hurt, I guess.”
“Not on my person, no.”
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Ben: i'd definitely remember that name if I ever heard it
Ben: and i definitely haven't.
Enzo: iconic happens to be my middle name
Enzo: is that it?
vivicnnc:
“Because she has a kink for bad boys?” Vivienne teased, laughing softly at her own joke as she tried to take it as an oppertunity to lighten the mood even if she felt like the world was just waiting for the right moment to rip the rug out from underneath her. “Well, if you did so loudly it’d probably get annoying.. or Mom would tell you to shut up.”
“Your mother never settled for less, and that included the people in her life. I was thrown back into the world and I did bloody all to make something out of the life I’d gotten back. She wasn’t going to put up with it. I needed that. Now it’s your turn.”
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Ben: Riiiight...
Ben: It's Ben?
Enzo: i don't think i know any ben's
Enzo: but i'm enzo
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Ben: wait...who is this?
Enzo: you're the one who dialed wrong
Enzo: you first
wcrningsign:
@enzothebaddad
“Come on look me in my blood shot eyes.”
“Are you asking for eye drops, mate?”
wickedlittlevvitch:
“What? No, I’m fine.”
“You’re not convincing anyone, luv.”