* K / DA

K/DA Akali Mused by Kirin *EST 22.10.18

[eoseuleum]

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[guttertongue]

I feel so personally attacked by this aesthetic I had to

[ddudumemes]

SQUARE UP SENTENCE STARTERS

(( collection of sentence starters taken from BLACKPINK’s new EP ‘ SQUARE UP ’ some sentences have been altered for rp purposes . translations have been used and may not be 100% accurate . ))

001. ddu du ddu du .

“ i’ve got a kind face and an attitude that isn’t . ” “ it’s like cutting water with a knife . ” “ my expectation’s are higher . ” “ you’ve fallen for me . ” “ i can’t act nice like other people . ” “ if you want , then test me . ” “ you’re so predictable . ” “ i do it however i want . ”

002. forever young .

“ don’t go , just stay . ” “ if i’m with you i could die in this moment . ” “ i hope you kiss me like it’s our last . ” “ let’s have no regrets when today has gone by . ” “ time can’t tear us apart . ” “ you light a fire in my heart . ” “ we ride or die . ” “ we are the protagonists . ” “ say life’s a bitch , but mine’s a movie . ” “ will you go to the ends of the world ? ” “ girls wanna have some fun . ”

003. really .

“ tell me i’ll take the stars in the sky . ” “ sometimes i want a lie that does not sound like a lie . ” “ better act like you know what . ” “ your lips should be saying the same thing . ” “ for real , what’s the deal ? ” “ got a feeling you’re feeling me . ” “ keep it real with me . ” “ do not believe my words . ” “ it’s over now . ” “ it’s not complicated . ” “ eff a love song , i need you to say it . ” “ i gotta know that you’re for real . ”

004. see u later .

“ there’s nothing to worry about . ” “ i do not like you anyway . ” “ i will throw you away . ” “ i will tell you today , i don’t want you no more . ” “ the conclusion is that you messed up . ” “ i picked the wrong person . ” “ see you later . ”  “ would have , could have , should have , didn’t . ” “ see you later , maybe never . ” “ when i look up i see all your faults . ” “ i’m a boss bitch . ” “ i already erased your phone number . ” “ why do you wanna go and do that ? ”

[eoseuleum]

welp, now i gotta make everything neon...

[bbernkastel]

League of Legends •  K/DA - POP/STARS

[twinsleft-blog]

shit i say — sentence starters

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

[eoseuleum]

everyday I'm stylin killin everything in my way I'm wildin aiming for your heart I'm gonna see you darlin'

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