Ayyyyyyyy

Writing a story maybe

[yourlepaondu]

what if..

[cmonkeyc-deactivated20210505]

C A K E

[fanofrandomawesomeness]

@doctor-misplace

[doctor-misplace]

C A K E

[fanofrandomawesomeness]

@doctor-misplace hold on doc i gotta make sure of something *crunch*

[doctor-misplace]

What did you eat now?

[fanofrandomawesomeness]

@doctor-misplace

*me on docs leg teeth clamped down hard* nothing…… yet just tryna make sure of something

[doctor-misplace]

*shakes leg* GET OFF

[fanofrandomawesomeness]

@doctor-misplace IM TRYNA SEE IF YOUR MADE OF CAKE

[doctor-misplace]

OF COURSE I AM NOW GET OFF

[fanofrandomawesomeness]

@doctor-misplace WOW WEALLY

[doctor-misplace]

YES

[fanofrandomawesomeness]

@doctor-misplace HOW DO YOUR BONES WORK?

WERE YOU ALWAYS MADE OF CAKE?

[doctor-misplace]

THATS A GOOD QUESTION

AND NO I WASNT ALWAYS MADE OF CAKE

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

I NEED TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS!

[epicalgebra]

“hold on doc i gotta make sure of something *crunch* “ ... cake doesn’t crunch...

[epicalgebra]

...

what the fuck is a “plumcot”. the box says “it’s a mixture between plum and apricot,” but if so, how much is plum and how much is apricot? well, you can see in the name. it has the 100% of plum in the name and 43% of the apricot. but if this is true, then a plumcot is 143% fruit, which is not possible because it’s only one fruit. which brings us to the fact the whole plum is in the plumcot and only part of the apricot. which also means that since there is a whole plum in the plumcot there is no fruit left for the “cot”. this leads us to the discovery that an apricot is actually redundant and should be called “apri”. and plumcots are just plums. and since plum juice is the same as prune juice and plumcots are plums, then plumcot is an acceptable term for prune. 

in this essay i will

[epicalgebra]

I want to start writing a story on here but idk if I should

if you think i should, please respond. thanks