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roleplay blog for this guy!!

CHARACTER REFS RAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

#Horizontally spinning ceiling fan #Tiny raccoon parasite #Don't wanna need to explain!#Epic moment

developers-regret

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Why are you sad stop thay"

"... I mean, someone kinda gave me a pregnancy."

epicrollerskater

"Oh. erm. Do you want me to like. call your dad or soenthing . I don't know what to do about this lowkey. gulps nervously. Do you want an apple..."

#kirbycaden #may madness 2012 #“lets all be stupid and tell people stuff we probably arent supposed to and not tell vilicus or someone responsible idk”#whens the baby shower and also am i invited /j #hashtag pregnancy apple (apple you eat while pregnant)

jonathan777-theclown

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey so.... You're a magician, right?? What magic do you do... :0"

Me? Ohhhh I do LOTS of magic! But I'm mostly an entertainer! Circus entertainer!

epicrollerskater

"Woah,,,, what kinds of circus-ing do you do,,,, aside from magic,,, like what tricks do you do,,, 🤔"

jonathan777-theclown

Stuff like juggling and well...hm..

[he slightly looks at his axe across the area]

Y'know..circus stuff!

epicrollerskater

"Woah,,, That's so cool!!"

jonathan777-theclown

Hehee^^

epicrollerskater

"yay!!!"

#johnathan777 #happythan777...❤️#i love him /p

jonathan777-theclown

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey so.... You're a magician, right?? What magic do you do... :0"

Me? Ohhhh I do LOTS of magic! But I'm mostly an entertainer! Circus entertainer!

epicrollerskater

"Woah,,,, what kinds of circus-ing do you do,,,, aside from magic,,, like what tricks do you do,,, 🤔"

jonathan777-theclown

Stuff like juggling and well...hm..

[he slightly looks at his axe across the area]

Y'know..circus stuff!

epicrollerskater

"Woah,,, That's so cool!!"

#may madness 2012 #johnathan777

jonathan777-theclown

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey so.... You're a magician, right?? What magic do you do... :0"

Me? Ohhhh I do LOTS of magic! But I'm mostly an entertainer! Circus entertainer!

epicrollerskater

"Woah,,,, what kinds of circus-ing do you do,,,, aside from magic,,, like what tricks do you do,,, 🤔"

#jonathan777 #smiles #taz is a bit dumb

epicrollerskater

//Taz's best friend!! its pronouns are it/xey

//Don't have a name for xem yet, but its Clockwork's kid and Kirbycaden's sibling :3

//if you have a name suggestion for xem, lemme know lalalala

epicrollerskater

//updait their.name is juno (first name) rigel (second name)

//ALSOO JUST REMEMEBRED XEYRE. SUPPOSED TO HAVE WINGS. I FORGOT.

#tiny raccoon parasite

epicrollerskater

//Taz's best friend!! its pronouns are it/xey

//Don't have a name for xem yet, but its Clockwork's kid and Kirbycaden's sibling :3

//if you have a name suggestion for xem, lemme know lalalala

#LOLL #imagine struggling to act/feel real because your created almost entirely of code #and then you just look to your brother and hes just flirting with some dragon you dont know #lowkey considering something moon/space related but idk what 🤔

//Taz's best friend!! its pronouns are it/xey

//Don't have a name for xem yet, but its Clockwork's kid and Kirbycaden's sibling :3

//if you have a name suggestion for xem, lemme know lalalala

#tiny raccoon parasite

overseers-archer

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey do you wanna start an apple cartel with me"

"Uh... I'd rather not. Was already on thin ice with alla the May Madness stuff or whatever the people called it."

"I mean, lotta apples here in the forest. I can give ya some if you want."

epicrollerskater

"Yeah but like.... the apples I want are only legally allowed to be grown in washington state..... I need to get them out of there "

overseers-archer

"Can't you buy them at a store or somethin'? Also why would apples be only allowed to be grown in Washington State. What's with the law these days..."

epicrollerskater

"Oh yeah. Stores exist. I forgot,,,, Also cosmic crisp apples are only allowed to be grown in Washington State because that's where they were created or something. By that logic does this mean I'M not allowed to be grown outside of Roblox HQ..... ☹️"

overseers-archer

"That logic's stupid."

"... I mean... I mean, no one's stoppin' ya from growin' outside of Roblox HQ so..."

"Were you made by an Admin?"

epicrollerskater

"Ya!!! Toooo be honest I kinda thought that was common knowledge,,,,,, gulps nervously..... did you not know that ? is there,,,, anything wrong with that 😓"

overseers-archer

"If it is common knowledge, I'm prolly jus' stupid..."

"No, nothin' wrong! I'd be a hypocrite if I said that. I was practically raised by StickmasterLuke. Who were you made by?"

epicrollerskater

"Uhhh,,,, mostly Builderman I think. Possibly also Telamon a tiny bit, but not enough to call him my dad. Dad doesn't really like it when I call Telamon my other dad anyways."

"I don't really see either of them very often, though. They're usually reeeeeaaaaaally busy. Luke's pretty cool when I see him, though."

overseers-archer

"Yeah, Luke's great. I dunno 'bout Telamon. Haven't really heard much of the guy."

"Are they usually that busy? Can't you just... y'know... stay in the HQ 'n' keep 'em company or somethin'? I dunno, Luke's never been as busy as them so maybe I'm just used to havin' him free."

epicrollerskater

"I'unno... Dad says it's adult stuff or whatever. I think someone said it's cuz I talk too much and might tell someone something I shouldn't, but I dunno really. Reese lets me hang out with her when she's not too busy, though."

"I don't really see Luke much unless I'm at his uhh.... disaster survival tower thingy. He doesn't usually participate either he just kinda... watches. Nothing wrong with him, but he kinda creeps me out sometimes. Clockwork says it's cuz he likes knowing stuff or likes to watch things and people or something. I don't really remember."

"Anyways yeah I'm not supposed to be at the roblox HQ much in general anyways. Dad doesn't want me out of the house without supervision but he doesn't really do anything to make sure of that. Also like... how am I meant to talk to my friends if I'm in my house all the time... It's weird."

overseers-archer

"Builderman's always been kinda weird to me. At least these past few years. Nothin' against him, jus' somethin' in my gut. Not lettin' your kid out without supervision, while you yourself are too busy to watch over 'em, ain't really logical."

"Eh, Clockwork's right, Luke likes watchin'. He'd watch me carve wood- he's the one that taught me how to hunt 'n' use the bow, 'm not surprised he's got great sight."

"I mean, if ya ever need someone to hang out or walk 'round with, 'm always free. Can't see my friends much since we live kinda far from each other."

epicrollerskater

"I mean... I don't think dad's bad he's just. busy. That's not really his fault.... I think. Sometimes I can manage to stay in the HQ without anyone noticing for like, half an hour before anyone notices. People mostly only notice because Telamon seems to always know who's coming in and out all the time."

"Wait, Luke can hunt?? Huh... That makes a lot of sense, actually. Pretty sure one time Clockwork and Luke brought a whole fish into the HQ. Luke seemed really upset that Clockwork did that, but it was pretty funny. Telamon entirely shut down the HQ until we got the fish smell out, though. Apparently Telamon doesn't like fish smells. Or fish in general."

"Hmmm.... I'm also usually free most of the time also. Unless I'm making something. I always have to make things at my friend's house, though. Dad think's I can't handle a hot glue gun or a screwdriver."

overseers-archer

"Mhm, me 'n' Luke live in the forest so we gotta hunt. LonelyTree too, but I dunno if ya know him."

"Doesn't seem too far-fetched for 'em... wouldn't be surprised if Clockwork did that to spite Telamon in some way. Also how come he doesn't like fish? That's like one of the best foods ever."

"We could make crafts. Ion get tired quickly, so if your friend's house is far, I can still come over with you if ya really can't do it in your own home. Tho, I'm... a fully grown adult so I can't really suggest that to your dad."

epicrollerskater

"I think I've heard Luke mention Lonelytree like... once before. Also I absolutely get not liking fish. It's too scaly and slimy and weird."

"I don't really know how far my friend's house is from here. I think it just lives wherever Clockwork does. I can probably talk to my friend's dad about you coming over!! He might want to talk to you a bit first to make sure you're safe to be around us or whatever, but I think it should be fine!! If Luke's okay with you then my friend's dad probably is too!!"

#vilicus #taz #may madness 2012 #taz doesnt like fish cuz one time she grabbed one out of a lake and just tried biting it while it was still alive with 0 preperation #she has refused to eat fish since #luke either sits likte spiderman or a frog or just squats probably i think #yes... clockwork is protective of his kids but i think he also wants them to have fun #taz no you cant leak telamons social security number no stop that stop it stop #love concepting fankids hate actually making them #i dont think taz realizes you have to scale gut and cook most fish before you eat them #lowkey my clockwork fankid is a little freak but like. taz is “friends” with pretty much anyone who can tolerate her so yk #most of the time the friendship is not mutual but taz thinks shes friedns with a lot of people because nobodys outright said they arent #taz and unnamed clockwork fankid are actual friends tho. taz is vaguely aware of kcs existance but she does not care for him #taz thinks kc is boring 💔 something something he almost only dresses in white idk mane taz is weird like that #actually i think i shoudl mentioen that unnamed cw fankid is like made primarily out of code and theyre like 10 and taz is mostly only #friends with them cuz shes their unofficial babysitter #do these guys ever shut up !!!! /j /silly i think vilicus is fun he can talk forever!! taz however. kill. /silly /j #I NEED TO MAKE THE CW FANKID SO BAD NOW IGUHGHHHHH. dies

overseers-archer

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey do you wanna start an apple cartel with me"

"Uh... I'd rather not. Was already on thin ice with alla the May Madness stuff or whatever the people called it."

"I mean, lotta apples here in the forest. I can give ya some if you want."

epicrollerskater

"Yeah but like.... the apples I want are only legally allowed to be grown in washington state..... I need to get them out of there "

overseers-archer

"Can't you buy them at a store or somethin'? Also why would apples be only allowed to be grown in Washington State. What's with the law these days..."

epicrollerskater

"Oh yeah. Stores exist. I forgot,,,, Also cosmic crisp apples are only allowed to be grown in Washington State because that's where they were created or something. By that logic does this mean I'M not allowed to be grown outside of Roblox HQ..... ☹️"

overseers-archer

"That logic's stupid."

"... I mean... I mean, no one's stoppin' ya from growin' outside of Roblox HQ so..."

"Were you made by an Admin?"

epicrollerskater

"Ya!!! Toooo be honest I kinda thought that was common knowledge,,,,,, gulps nervously..... did you not know that ? is there,,,, anything wrong with that 😓"

overseers-archer

"If it is common knowledge, I'm prolly jus' stupid..."

"No, nothin' wrong! I'd be a hypocrite if I said that. I was practically raised by StickmasterLuke. Who were you made by?"

epicrollerskater

"Uhhh,,,, mostly Builderman I think. Possibly also Telamon a tiny bit, but not enough to call him my dad. Dad doesn't really like it when I call Telamon my other dad anyways."

"I don't really see either of them very often, though. They're usually reeeeeaaaaaally busy. Luke's pretty cool when I see him, though."

overseers-archer

"Yeah, Luke's great. I dunno 'bout Telamon. Haven't really heard much of the guy."

"Are they usually that busy? Can't you just... y'know... stay in the HQ 'n' keep 'em company or somethin'? I dunno, Luke's never been as busy as them so maybe I'm just used to havin' him free."

epicrollerskater

"I'unno... Dad says it's adult stuff or whatever. I think someone said it's cuz I talk too much and might tell someone something I shouldn't, but I dunno really. Reese lets me hang out with her when she's not too busy, though."

"I don't really see Luke much unless I'm at his uhh.... disaster survival tower thingy. He doesn't usually participate either he just kinda... watches. Nothing wrong with him, but he kinda creeps me out sometimes. Clockwork says it's cuz he likes knowing stuff or likes to watch things and people or something. I don't really remember."

"Anyways yeah I'm not supposed to be at the roblox HQ much in general anyways. Dad doesn't want me out of the house without supervision but he doesn't really do anything to make sure of that. Also like... how am I meant to talk to my friends if I'm in my house all the time... It's weird."

overseers-archer

"Builderman's always been kinda weird to me. At least these past few years. Nothin' against him, jus' somethin' in my gut. Not lettin' your kid out without supervision, while you yourself are too busy to watch over 'em, ain't really logical."

"Eh, Clockwork's right, Luke likes watchin'. He'd watch me carve wood- he's the one that taught me how to hunt 'n' use the bow, 'm not surprised he's got great sight."

"I mean, if ya ever need someone to hang out or walk 'round with, 'm always free. Can't see my friends much since we live kinda far from each other."

epicrollerskater

"I mean... I don't think dad's bad he's just. busy. That's not really his fault.... I think. Sometimes I can manage to stay in the HQ without anyone noticing for like, half an hour before anyone notices. People mostly only notice because Telamon seems to always know who's coming in and out all the time."

"Wait, Luke can hunt?? Huh... That makes a lot of sense, actually. Pretty sure one time Clockwork and Luke brought a whole fish into the HQ. Luke seemed really upset that Clockwork did that, but it was pretty funny. Telamon entirely shut down the HQ until we got the fish smell out, though. Apparently Telamon doesn't like fish smells. Or fish in general."

"Hmmm.... I'm also usually free most of the time also. Unless I'm making something. I always have to make things at my friend's house, though. Dad think's I can't handle a hot glue gun or a screwdriver."

#vilicus #taz #may madness 2012 #the yapperrsss #ITS OK!!!#taz and vilicus start talking and they never stop ... its so over for them /silly #i need to make an qctual design for my clockwork fanchild.. smh my head i HATE MAKING DESIGNS /silly #luke and vilicus just kinda stare at everyone and the people are very confused #i feel like lukes nuetral perching position or whatever is the spiderman pose idk where i got this from but thats all i can imagine him doin #said friend taz is mentioning here is my loser clockwork fanchild btw #i feel like clockwork is very protective of his kids but not to the extent that he doesnt let them use craft supplies or tools #he requires adult supervision for the use of powertools exactoknives and stuff #and he keeps first aid kids in the craft room in his house too #but other than that hes pretty chill about parenting in general cuz he knows sheltering them wont benifit them educationally or anything #my clockwork headcanons... hashtag myclockworkheadcanons #clockwork loves his kids and he loves them so much he wants them to be able to function in life when the kids grow up #i like to think that telamon doesnt let ANYTHING about him get out and taz accidentally leaks a ton of info about him #and taz doenst notice she just thinks shes telling funny stories from when she snuck into the office or whatever #SORRY FOR YAPPING SO MUCH I REALLY LIKE TALKING ABOUT WORLDBUILDING AND STUFF AND THIS IS WORLDBUILDING #TO ME...#i like making taz talk wrong so that if i accidentally add an extra word i can just say thats how she talks and nobody will know its a mista #ke

overseers-archer

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey do you wanna start an apple cartel with me"

"Uh... I'd rather not. Was already on thin ice with alla the May Madness stuff or whatever the people called it."

"I mean, lotta apples here in the forest. I can give ya some if you want."

epicrollerskater

"Yeah but like.... the apples I want are only legally allowed to be grown in washington state..... I need to get them out of there "

overseers-archer

"Can't you buy them at a store or somethin'? Also why would apples be only allowed to be grown in Washington State. What's with the law these days..."

epicrollerskater

"Oh yeah. Stores exist. I forgot,,,, Also cosmic crisp apples are only allowed to be grown in Washington State because that's where they were created or something. By that logic does this mean I'M not allowed to be grown outside of Roblox HQ..... ☹️"

overseers-archer

"That logic's stupid."

"... I mean... I mean, no one's stoppin' ya from growin' outside of Roblox HQ so..."

"Were you made by an Admin?"

epicrollerskater

"Ya!!! Toooo be honest I kinda thought that was common knowledge,,,,,, gulps nervously..... did you not know that ? is there,,,, anything wrong with that 😓"

overseers-archer

"If it is common knowledge, I'm prolly jus' stupid..."

"No, nothin' wrong! I'd be a hypocrite if I said that. I was practically raised by StickmasterLuke. Who were you made by?"

epicrollerskater

"Uhhh,,,, mostly Builderman I think. Possibly also Telamon a tiny bit, but not enough to call him my dad. Dad doesn't really like it when I call Telamon my other dad anyways."

"I don't really see either of them very often, though. They're usually reeeeeaaaaaally busy. Luke's pretty cool when I see him, though."

overseers-archer

"Yeah, Luke's great. I dunno 'bout Telamon. Haven't really heard much of the guy."

"Are they usually that busy? Can't you just... y'know... stay in the HQ 'n' keep 'em company or somethin'? I dunno, Luke's never been as busy as them so maybe I'm just used to havin' him free."

epicrollerskater

"I'unno... Dad says it's adult stuff or whatever. I think someone said it's cuz I talk too much and might tell someone something I shouldn't, but I dunno really. Reese lets me hang out with her when she's not too busy, though."

"I don't really see Luke much unless I'm at his uhh.... disaster survival tower thingy. He doesn't usually participate either he just kinda... watches. Nothing wrong with him, but he kinda creeps me out sometimes. Clockwork says it's cuz he likes knowing stuff or likes to watch things and people or something. I don't really remember."

"Anyways yeah I'm not supposed to be at the roblox HQ much in general anyways. Dad doesn't want me out of the house without supervision but he doesn't really do anything to make sure of that. Also like... how am I meant to talk to my friends if I'm in my house all the time... It's weird."

#vilicus #taz #may madness 2012 #I WROTE WAY TOO MUCH OOPS. im so sorry brao #i was going to write something abt telamon then i realized i wrote wayyyy too much 🥹 augh #we yes WE ramble #hey its ok... school wont hurt u i wont let it..... *protects you*#taz the typa guy to ramble a lot then apologize for it and then start again the second the person shes talking to accepts her apology #hastag projecting #taz's closest friend is lowkey a clockwork fanchild i made that i do not have a desing or concrete personality for #taz is also friends with mia but they never really see eachother often so they arent rlly close #taz doesnt have many freunds cuz she rarely sees other people her age which like. is also kinda projecting but shhhhh #luke kinda scares taz even though he isnt really doing anything wrong #my luke is good with kids but he also just kinda watches people most of the time hes off work #so when hes in public around adults he kinda doesnt register that there are kids around. especially if its a loud/chaotic enviroment #“sorry for rambling” i say leaving the biggest ramble ive ever left in tags ever in my whole life /silly #im sos orry brao 😭

overseers-archer

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey do you wanna start an apple cartel with me"

"Uh... I'd rather not. Was already on thin ice with alla the May Madness stuff or whatever the people called it."

"I mean, lotta apples here in the forest. I can give ya some if you want."

epicrollerskater

"Yeah but like.... the apples I want are only legally allowed to be grown in washington state..... I need to get them out of there "

overseers-archer

"Can't you buy them at a store or somethin'? Also why would apples be only allowed to be grown in Washington State. What's with the law these days..."

epicrollerskater

"Oh yeah. Stores exist. I forgot,,,, Also cosmic crisp apples are only allowed to be grown in Washington State because that's where they were created or something. By that logic does this mean I'M not allowed to be grown outside of Roblox HQ..... ☹️"

overseers-archer

"That logic's stupid."

"... I mean... I mean, no one's stoppin' ya from growin' outside of Roblox HQ so..."

"Were you made by an Admin?"

epicrollerskater

"Ya!!! Toooo be honest I kinda thought that was common knowledge,,,,,, gulps nervously..... did you not know that ? is there,,,, anything wrong with that 😓"

overseers-archer

"If it is common knowledge, I'm prolly jus' stupid..."

"No, nothin' wrong! I'd be a hypocrite if I said that. I was practically raised by StickmasterLuke. Who were you made by?"

epicrollerskater

"Uhhh,,,, mostly Builderman I think. Possibly also Telamon a tiny bit, but not enough to call him my dad. Dad doesn't really like it when I call Telamon my other dad anyways."

"I don't really see either of them very often, though. They're usually reeeeeaaaaaally busy. Luke's pretty cool when I see him, though."

#vilicus #taz #ITS OK LOL #im On My Way! /j /silly #taz rambles a lot can you tell /silly #I would write really long rambles as taz if i had the patience or will lowkey hastag no motivation 💔#take ur time w responses btw i'll be here for like. foreva

overseers-archer

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey do you wanna start an apple cartel with me"

"Uh... I'd rather not. Was already on thin ice with alla the May Madness stuff or whatever the people called it."

"I mean, lotta apples here in the forest. I can give ya some if you want."

epicrollerskater

"Yeah but like.... the apples I want are only legally allowed to be grown in washington state..... I need to get them out of there "

overseers-archer

"Can't you buy them at a store or somethin'? Also why would apples be only allowed to be grown in Washington State. What's with the law these days..."

epicrollerskater

"Oh yeah. Stores exist. I forgot,,,, Also cosmic crisp apples are only allowed to be grown in Washington State because that's where they were created or something. By that logic does this mean I'M not allowed to be grown outside of Roblox HQ..... ☹️"

overseers-archer

"That logic's stupid."

"... I mean... I mean, no one's stoppin' ya from growin' outside of Roblox HQ so..."

"Were you made by an Admin?"

epicrollerskater

"Ya!!! Toooo be honest I kinda thought that was common knowledge,,,,,, gulps nervously..... did you not know that ? is there,,,, anything wrong with that 😓"

#i havent wrote much taz backstory but i think she was created either on accident or as a test by builderman #vilicus #taz #can we PLEASE jail her please olease please #i keep trying to put her through situations and she just keeps coming out the same #she has 0 memory of anything bad happening ever

overseers-archer

[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hey do you wanna start an apple cartel with me"

"Uh... I'd rather not. Was already on thin ice with alla the May Madness stuff or whatever the people called it."

"I mean, lotta apples here in the forest. I can give ya some if you want."

epicrollerskater

"Yeah but like.... the apples I want are only legally allowed to be grown in washington state..... I need to get them out of there "

overseers-archer

"Can't you buy them at a store or somethin'? Also why would apples be only allowed to be grown in Washington State. What's with the law these days..."

epicrollerskater

"Oh yeah. Stores exist. I forgot,,,, Also cosmic crisp apples are only allowed to be grown in Washington State because that's where they were created or something. By that logic does this mean I'M not allowed to be grown outside of Roblox HQ..... ☹️"

#shes dumb adn thats NOT ok!!!! /j /silly #taz no you arent supposed to tell people that you were made by builderman are you stypud #i need to kill her nobody gets it 💔#vilicus #taz