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@eructofreak
I read a lot of the silliest smut I can get my hands on, and one ultra specific trope that comes up a lot is "inanimate object gets turned human and now it's your boyfriend." I've always wanted to see that in eructo kink media. I want to read about someone's lava lamp discovering how good it feels to burp
Soda bottle thatās incredibly gassy because theyāre constantly filled with fizzy bubbles
Bicycle pump that has stomach issues and bloats easily, making them burp a lot
Fridge thatās always taking in food and stuffing themselves to the brim, resulting in lots of burps
One of those novelty sound boards that has a burp button, but in the human form you press their belly button and it actually makes them belch
Sketchbook or digital art folder full of eructophilia fetish art. I got nothing more than that I just thought the visual was funny
Closet thatās big enough for a human to hide in wanting to vore you, always releasing a burp once they do
And yes it always turns them on when they do it
Now I'm just staring at all my furniture, mad that it isn't burping
Us rn
Guess what!! Iāve got more!!
Packet of mentos that doesnāt burp much on their own, but they develop a friend/situationship with the soda bottle and them touching each other causes each other to burp
Beer can whoās always sloshed, doesnāt hold back on burps
Bubble mix bottle who gets nervous burps, always burping up bubbles
Since DE is the biggest example of this trope, and since in that game some concepts are personified, what if we just. personified a burp? Every other word is a belch and they have acid reflux
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Another fic prompted by @the-ratwizard!! This is pretty much an expantion of that library scenario I talked about a while ago. I think maaaybe this could've been better, but I always thrive with dialogue, and this fic doesn't have a lot of that sadly lol. I hope you guys like it though!!
Plot: A person is really in the mood for some exhibitionism, so they go to the local library and burp their heart out, but are inturrupted by someone else who may or may not know what they're up to...
Pairing: NB/M, OCS
Contents: Burping, Air inflation, Stomach noises, Burp denial, Masturbation, Exhibitionism
Rating: NSFW
Wanting to write something involving burping but not sure what adjectives to use to describe them that aren't just 'huge and loud' or 'small and quiet'?
Then tasks this handy (non-exhaustive) list of
Various Burp Adjectives!
Note: the categories below are somewhat arbitrary. Some words could be used to describe more than one quality, so do feel free to interpret things as you wish and get creative with things!
Words for describing tone/character:
airy ⢠brassy ⢠bubbly ⢠foamy ⢠full ⢠growling ⢠gurgling ⢠guttural ⢠harsh ⢠hearty ⢠juicy ⢠raucous ⢠rich ⢠rippling ⢠rolling ⢠rumbling ⢠shallow ⢠sickly ⢠sputtering ⢠thick ⢠throaty ⢠wet
Words for describing volume:
crescendoing ⢠booming ⢠deafening ⢠earsplitting ⢠piercing ⢠roaring ⢠soft ⢠strident ⢠thunderous ⢠weak ⢠whispery
Words for describing pitch:
bassy ⢠deep ⢠high ⢠low ⢠sonorous
Words for describing sustain:
echoing ⢠muffled ⢠muted ⢠resounding
Words for describing length:
brief ⢠quick ⢠staccato ⢠sustained ⢠trailing
Words for describing size:
gargantuan ⢠minute ⢠powerful ⢠tremendous
Words for describing scent/taste:
acidic ⢠acrid ⢠fragrant ⢠greasy ⢠pungent ⢠spicy ⢠sweet
Words related to emotional reaction/sensation:
bashful ⢠embarrassing ⢠meek ⢠shameless ⢠unabashed ⢠unashamed
Words related to physical reaction/sensation:
choked ⢠creeping (up/out) ⢠effortless ⢠forced ⢠forceful ⢠groaning/groaned ⢠moaning/moaned ⢠lazy ⢠stifled ⢠strained ⢠vibrating
And various more subjective, but very versatile words:
beautiful ⢠blissful ⢠demonic ⢠disgusting ⢠ferocious ⢠gross ⢠orgasmic ⢠piggish ⢠raunchy ⢠relieving ⢠remarkable ⢠satisfying ⢠sloppy ⢠stupendous ⢠triumphant ⢠unsatisfactory ⢠wimpy
Of course, this list isn't exhaustive. Honestly it's mainly ones I personally like to use. Feel free to add on your own if you'd like!
Long overdue drabble for @moraygrotto
Based on this as a prompt from forever ago š
Short fic of Jade drinking probably too much soda, burping, and being very cute while doing so
(don't like don't read folks, k?)
more nsfw scenarios omggg humping while burping oml someone humping a pillow on the bed like imagining theyāre riding someone belching uncontrollably letting out moans before each belch. hands against the bed frame.
Maaaaaan yāall have an incredible way with words holy shit š„µš„µš„µ
Eyes closed, brows furrowed, sweat dripping down the side of their face,,,bed creaking, pillow rustling in between two desperate legs and burning hips, hands gripping at whatever friction they can find on the headboard,,,stomach full of air, rumbling and gurgling as the bubbles come out in a wet belch , good enough to make eyes roll and moans spill out like an overfull cup,,,
Love the idea that theyāre imagining theyāre riding someone too. Occasional sly smirks and lip bites and comments like āyeah, you fuckin like that- bOOOOoouurrp- you fuckin like that, huh? Uuuurrrp, buu-uuurrap, Jesus this feels so fucking good-ā
Yes another idea I might have to draw isjdjfkfkf
oh oh on the topic of humping/grinding,, what do you think about someone grinding on someone's upset or overfull belly which causes them to belch? person A suffering from all the pain of having their tempermental and gurgly belly pressed on but reslishing in the relief of all the burps ... person B getting off on their sloshy stomach and feeling the vibrations against them, teasing B for how good it must feel to release all that gas,, (sorry if this is too much hadjs. i saw the other anon and you seemed like the blog to send this Idea to)
Not too much at all!!
Admittedly I donāt think about discomfort in sexual settings that often, but sometimes it can hit pretty well and I think you reached that point. Love the idea of someone grimacing as their taut belly is pressed on but immediately relaxing as a large belch erupts from within them, unsure if the moan that follows is from relief of pressure or something else theyāre only now discovering
And person B being a little shit and teasing them about it, all the while getting off even harder with every burp, gently coaxing more out of person A if they start to look sick. Then with aftercare, them getting their belly rubbed and kissed and soothed and everything is good ā¤ļø
(see, i started getting more soft by the end lmao, iām starting to think i should expand my horizons when it comes to scenarios because youāre definitely cooking here š)
Iāll be honest this is lowkey embarrassing as fuck but something overtook me and ai figured yaāll might like it so uejdjfififi
He knows itās impolite. He knows itās rude. Heās been told that ever since he was little. But he canāt stop doing it.
Not because heās physically unable, it just feels too good for him to want to stop. Itās the best damn thing heās ever felt.
He burps. He burps again. One after another, urp, urp, urp, urp, urp, burping even more when his eyes start rolling. Each expulsion, warm and punchy, like a singe of pure pleasure running through his entire system, causes his muscles to relax and his throat to vibrate in deep happy moans.
God, he loves burping so much. Thereās no explanation as to why, heās the exact same as any other human out theres. He just feels a tingle whenever a bubbly belch comes out of his mouth. No matter where he is, no matter what causes it, no matter how much it happens- if heās burping, heās feeling that pleasure.
Buuurrp, uuurrrp, ur-ur-ur-ur-uuurrraaap, he burps some more and squeezes his crotch, making him burp again. Each squeeze brings out a wet belch, and soon both hands are fondling his dick like itās something to be explored.
He likes touching himself too. Burping is fucking great, but touching himself comes at a very close second. Seeing his cock in his hands as they move or simply the bulge in his pants as his fingers move up and down the shaft makes him wriggle in joy.
Heās done it in many places. Heās done it in the bedroom, heās done it in the bathroom, in the kitchen, even in public. Heās done it in restaurants, in libraries, in the car, in the park- heās private with it, of course. If heās too close to people, it kills the mood. So long as heās somewhere people have been, heāll go to town.
Heās burped in those places too.
Burping in the car feels so good. Urp, urp, urp urp all while people drive past and donāt hear a thing. Urp, urp, urp, urp, urp all the way home, wheels hitting gravel on the road and making things vibrate.
Fuuuuck. Fuuuck meeeee. Fuuu-u-u-uuuuckā¦
Things get close when he starts burp talking. Heās cummed from it alone before. Boner up, stomach rumbling with air and belches spelling out I love burping, I love buurrrpiiing, ooouurrrp over and over until his pants got sticky. He kept burping afterward.
Heās close now. His vision is clouding, his cheeks are rosy and sweaty, his desperate hips are jolting in his hands, uuuurrrraaap, aaaa-aaarrrroop, Iām gonna cuuuum, Iiiuurrrp, Iām gonna-
He whimpers and moans and burps and belches, and he feels his pants warm up with jizz. When heās done, he slumps onto his bed, burping some more. They even feel good after an orgasm. He thinks about changing his pants, which heāll definitely do, but he wants to burp a little bit first. Just a little bit. It feels good to burp. Really fucking good.
Urp, urp, urp, urp, urpā¦
i love this blog smmmjenjarakern i rlly like the idea of someone getting off on burping and stuffing themselves to the brim in private,, allowing themselves to be as shameless and slobby and gross about it as they want and then being all embarrassed and hesitant with a partner,, needing some praise and coaxing to really let loose and be as open about it as they are in private asheahwwkbrhebh
bonus points if they're usually prissy and well put together in public and being a total slob when theyre alone,, being lowk humiliated to have someone see them in such an unfiltered, gluttonous state but trusting them enough to show them anyway hhgnnrnnenrsgtnd
See generally Iām pretty averse to slob because of sensory issues and (suspected but not diagnosed just wanna make that clear) OCD, but if itās like, subtle slob? Like a few crumbs here and there, lazily laying on the couch, burping- I donāt mind that! And in situations like this? I think it can be pretty cute ā¤ļø
I like to imagine this person is quite gentlemanly/lady like when out and about, everyone knows them as this really nice person whoāll make polite conversation and help you and you need it, but theyāre also really careful with their manners. Then maybe one day their friend or partner comes over for a visit but they donāt make themselves too known beforehand (imagine theyāve been visiting so often itās casual for them to just enter the house) so they catch the polite person not being so polite- stuffing their face or downing a ton of soda, burping and enjoying the feeling of itā¦until they see the other person and kinda implode lol
And yes, coaxing burps out of a shy person is ššš
i looove guys who are in denial about being into stuffing, grumbling about being given second helpings and having to undo their pants to give their overstuffed tummy more room. Ignoring the ache between their legs and the constant throbbing that makes them softly whine as they refuse to touch themselves to the feeling of being stuffed.
they'd be extra susceptible to teasing and goading from an enthusiastic partner who ensures they're eating their fill, praising them for finishing meals and giving them soothing tummy rubs when they get too full.
Them biting their lip and stifling relieved moans at the feeling of their soft hands working away at their taut stomach, grumpy and stubborn as they're eased into a blissed out state. Being pampered and praised and constantly full and grumbling that theyre totallyyy not into this as they cum for the nth time from a tummy rub.
also theyre in a suit btw. this is essential for the scenario i dont make the rules ^_^
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ITāS THE DENIAL BABY
Denial about being turned on Denial about wanting to eat more. Denial about feeling like theyāre about to orgasm from having their stomach rubbed. aaaaaaa
Yo what if this happens right after a fancy party that featured a lot of heavy food, so when these two get home the grumpy person can say that theyāre just regular horny and wanna fuck the tension out, but their partner knows what theyāre really horny about and says yes to the sex, but only if they get to rub the grumpy personās belly as well. Though theyāre stubborn the grumpy person says yes and it ends up feeling so good that they barely need any sex at all ā¤ļø
what about a woman in the car scenario having a burping kink loving masturbating to their burps what if she keeps a pillow in the car to hump on š³š³ bonus if she goes in the backseat and humps on the pillow to her burps that way⦠even more bonus if she humps in the front seat accidentally honking the horn possibly bringing attention to herself š«£
Iām telling you I felt something in my gut reading this holy shit
She starts by rubbing her legs togetherā¦subtly swallowing gulps of air until her stomach is rumbling, then pushing out some deep, rich burpsā¦looking left and right to make sure no one is watching but secretly wishing they wereā¦going to the back seat and grabbing the pillow, making sure to burp while outside the car in case someone wants to hearā¦getting back in the front seat with the pillow between her legs, swallowing more air and getting wetter at every gp, gp, gp her throat makesā¦her hips gently yet needily rutting against the pillow as she lets out a big buuuuurrrraaapā¦she keeps going, each thrust forcing out a burp like sheās being rinsed of belchesā¦her eyes close, fantasies and visions of people catching her and watching her fill her mind, multiple people stopping their cars to watch her burp and belch and fuck the pillow- sheād gladly perform for them. Sheād burp in their face, burp their name, burp with them, god what she would give to have someone to burp with-
Before she can climax, she hears a loud honk over an equally loud belch. When she looks down, she notices the pillow positioned directly over the car horn, and feels her face grow even redder than it already was. She wonders if sheās been honking it for even longer and just didnāt know because of the beachingā¦and that thought makes her let out a big, wet oooOOOOAAAARRRP
two roommates
one whoās supperrr gassssy belching all the time around the apartment big belches too
one who acts like they donāt like the other roommates belches but secretly they watch their roommates livestreams of them belching at night in the other room. getting off.
they can hear their roommates muffled belches from the other room in their headphones
Imagine the gassy one has suspicions but doesnāt know for sure, so they start doing things specifically to tease their roommate in the livestream, like saying specific phrases that they know turns them on, subtly listening in on the other room to see if itās working
Also i love the idea of someone being naturally super gassy and deciding to use that as an opportunity to do kink livestreams, like. Thatās such a dream lol
hereās the motorcycle burping https://youtu.be/YpfyIFbcqLs?si=6p-OatlAlitJbB5H
theyāre sooo fucking hot š©
Holy fuck. Oh my God. Jesus Christ
I am now very tempted to make Gale a fitness girl just so I can put her in situations like this. Anon you've awoken something Big in me
This is probably tmi but a couple weeks ago I was drinking a can of cold sparkling water while driving home from work and I suddenly let out what might have been the best, most satisfying belch I've ever burped. Which is cool in and of itself, but the tmi part is that it felt like I orgasmed a bit from it and when I got home and started to undress to go shower, sure enough... yeah. I 100% did nut just from a single burp.
omllllll the princess scenarios
i love the idea of a princess being cursed with outrageous gas she canāt hold back itās hard for her to go out in public because of it,, her parents are shamed because itās not lady like maybe hiding her away in the castle nobody sees the princess. (her belches so loud in the castle vibrating the castle walls)
they get her the servant to help maintain her belches āwe want you to tend to the princess obnoxious belching due to her curse.ā
the servant rubbing them out of her by her back or belly, helping her with dinner or even putting her corsets on her hearing the belches from the princess everyday.
the servant woman or man definitely in love with the princess having to hide their arousal for the princess belches, sometimes they sneak off to get off, maybe while theyāre getting off they can still hear the princess belches against the walls.
the curse making the princess have monster belches making her sometimes need to hold on the bed frame or onto her servant. ļæ¼
sometimes the servant has to burp the princess like a baby, hearing the princess let out belches and moans as the servant pats her back āpat harder.ā the princess moans. āpat lower the gas is stuck there.ā (of course the servant face is red)
Damn dude š Hyper belches arenāt generally my thing unless itās SUPER specific but I gotta be honest itās a nice thought when itās applied to more polite or regal characters. Kinda brings me back to watching certain cartoons and being weirdly captivated by the pretty girl characters letting out huge raunchy belches
Iām also wondering,,,what if there was a way to ease the curse,,,by sharing it with someone š someone who knows about the curse and is used to itās effects on things š someone whoād be willing to help out the person they love even if it means embarrassing themselves š
i always loved burpy princesses who have to hide their belches and maybe have a servant that was trained to help her with her belches like pat her back or rub her belly after dinner.
I could go down the sexy route or the funny route with this,,,
Sexy route is that the servant is 100% into the burping so theyāre more than happy to help the princess, but they have to hide how aroused the whole process makes them. The princess knows, however, and so she teases the servant by making her burps as obvious as possible only around them. She keeps batting flirty eyelashes and sitting coyly all the while letting out these cavernous belches and commenting on how good they make her feel
On the other hand, imagine the both of them are into it but are both too shy to be honest with each other, even though they already know. The princess letting out multiple little burps in a row and fighting hard to hold back a moan, and the servant gently easing them out of her and telling her sheās ādoing a good jobā. If theyāre sitting close to each other during this process, maybe their legs get the best of them and they start rubbing in other places tooā¦
The funny route would be that the servant isnāt into it at all and only does it because the princess demands it. Just imagine the princess and the servant alone together and the servant begrudgingly rubbing and patting the princessā back while she lets out monstrous belch after monstrous belch, possibly getting spittle over the servant whoās currently thinking they donāt get paid enough for this
Imagine someone going to the local library for some light reading, but also because theyāre horny and want to burp publicly. When they get there, they find something to read and a quiet nook so theyāre not surrounded by too many people. Once they sit down, they start gulping down some air and subtly letting out burps into their fist. The book manages to cover up any Arousal that might be obvious to passers by.
Suddenly, the person notices another customer in the same nook, looking for a book themselves. They try to hold back the burps but one slips out. They manage to cover it up with their fist all the same but now someoneās heard them, and thatās embarrassing. They laugh but try to brush it aside, before noticing that the other person appears to be swallowing too. It clicks as soon as they also let out a burp behind their fist, and that plus the arousal from their own burping causes the first person to excuse themselves to the bathroom.
Once inside, they canāt hold it anymore and start openly burping, sliding a hand down their pants and going to town. Burp after burp, deep and guttural from being withheld for so long, hand rubbing as fast as possible, until they finally climax and calm down. Now that thatās sorted, they can go back to finishing the book for real.
But when they get back, they notice that itās not just the book. The other person has left, and in their place, a piece of paper with a number on it.