Goo on roach babey

I love the goobers, yo.

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Cuar and Teen

Car own of virus

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Overgrown

I want something I don’t think I’ll ever be able to acquire. It's a simple thing, but it's impossible I'm sure. Something physically incapable of happening, or at least highly improbable. I wish, for three days only, to be the only human alive, and for the modern world to have been reclaimed by nature, and I am allowed to experience it. I want to walk through the ruins of my now-ancient school, and of my abandoned home. I want to lie on my rotting wooden floor, feeling the warm sun shine on me through the gaping hole in my ceiling, surrounded by vines and ferns and overgrown plants. I wanna feel the damp grass below my bare feet as I walk through the main hallway of my school, now just two parallel walls falling apart. I wanna climb the tree where the band room area once was and lay in the bottom of the amphitheater that once was the forum. Completely undisturbed by any other human, simply alone with nature and only nature. I want to sit in the warm rain and allow myself to become drenched and lie down in the mud, the warm watery earth supporting me. and when i wake, the earth has dried and held me to the ground. when i stand, i feel as if I am a dormant ruin waking up after a long slumber. After experiencing this beautiful isolation, everything goes back to the way it was.

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Respon H. Goldman

Respon is the kinda guy to shake his custom-made 2 gallon container of milk before pouring it all out on the carpet

hes the funky fellow who might take a slim jim and cut it into 17 equal pieces and throw them at the ugliest 2 kids in the park

Respon would only tell the seven 8 nine joke for his whole life, because its the only one he can remember

Respon has a degree in business and architecture

Respon makes corncakes on the hot summer asphalt of New Mexico

Respon takes it all

Respon wins.

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Nova Scosha

thats a place i think

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The Florp

Scorpy dorp here comes the florp

what the fork he do tho

*Green*

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OOOOG

Dwayne Th’Iraq Johnson is such a gentle man. I'd let him tend to my expanseful field of wheat.

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Leave the mayonnaise on-

Sigh

Sight sigh sight sigh why

The mouse runs to his hole in the 4th wall. It doesn't go anywhere, but it's better than going nowhere. The traps that once took its life, he had learned to avoid. But its starting to forget again. When the prayer bead picture frame changes its interior and the mass of people wearing white change, whose to say the mouse wont die again. And again and again to the same trap with the same cheese. Whose to say the mouse's fur wont fall off when it decides its it's done. When its had enough. It will grow back on a rat maybe, or a vertebrate. The mouse looks for its eyeballs, but it seems to have misplaced them. The brain in its skull sounds like a newton's cradle and feels like kinetic sand as it slips and slides and clicks and cracks and says other things making the mouse eat the cheese. Cheese cheese cheesey. Cheeseie cheeus cheesus

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Wenn

When the sun gets colder

When the floor looses density

When the sky uses slurs and sheds its skin

When the air becomes something that is not air

When the worms come out from their holes in the ground and in the dead animals and sing at a shrieking pitch

When the 7000 shining brass macedonians wake up and arrange themselves into full battle formation

When the suction of the floor decides to go back to where it came from

When all humans collectively decide that it isnt the same world it was when they were born

When the deafening yell of the moon becomes too much to bear and its effect on the oceans becomes too strong for your own good

When California detaches into the Pacific and sinks to the bottom to sleep with the whales

When the dials and knobs on the machine aren't where they should be, and the people running it forgot over time how to read the language the labels are written in.

When Seth B. realizes that other people can hear what he's listening to

When all of it comes to a boiling freeze and the earth looks back in pity on the sun as it turns to mercury and they both flee from the solar system

That's when it's time to get (funky × -1)

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Mann

Those wormy dead birds

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Ok

Wooaaaaah we're half way there

Wooooaaaah

Chair

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whoapon gong nom style

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How do hobos ca

How do hobos carry all their stuff in that shitty little handkerchief on a stick

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Georgevemm

Yeorge Oashingtone was the first man to walk on the face of the moon. He once whispered in my ear: "If all is fair in love and war, does that mean none is fair in hate and peace?" And then licked my neck so hard I literally died and I am thankful to this day

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Ok google

Ok Google why is the inside of my mouth deteriorating

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i got the hiccups

If they are truly within your possession... simply destroy them.

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oi!! spare hug guv'nuh?? got any spare hugs then, be a good man??

You'll have to fucking take them from me

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Alien #41 backywards style ;D

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