Chaos Goblin

He/they/it ! I’m back gang!! Miles edgeworth and Sebastian debeste irl !

[essentially-a-worm-on-a-string]

MEET THE ARTIST

ANDDDD MY OCS

👁️ for fare

👑 for sire

👁️‍🗨️ raylos

🕘 is achos

📺 for fame

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[junglejim4322]

I’m gonna be real this might be a contender for one of the best posts of all time im going to be thinking about the anon who thought narcolepsy was necrophilia for months

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

I heard that they are also into pissing on the poor, what a freak

[the-haiku-bot]

I heard that they are

also into pissing on

the poor, what a freak

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[karl-von-moor-official]

"bbc sherlock was bad" this "rdj sherlock was too violent" that.

what if I love them all? what if I am hugging the best and the worst sherlock holmes adaptations close to my chest simultaneously?? what if I'm kissing Jeremy Brett on the forehead and holding hands with Sir Ian McKellen behind his back?! what then? Can you blame me for loving them all? What if I'm so in love with the overall concept of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson that I do not care whether they're Arthur C. Doyle's versions straight from the books or some new iterations in a true crime podcast!

I'm collecting them. Rows upon rows of adaptations in the shelves of my mind. They're all here.

[suzalulubf]

i love them so bad

[shrubdrawsalot]

even if that means violin concerts at 4am and fights about cocaine on a regular basis

[anthozooa]

cat behaviour!!

[secondlina]

What the flock?! such smart names!

Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!

Check out my stuff!

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[essentially-a-worm-on-a-string]

Sherlock Holmes mention at the end ⁉️

[the-bedheaded-league]

Sherlock Holmes is the funniest case of “doomed by the narrative” ever. Doomed by the narrative and destined to die young bc the creator hated him, and then the fans literally bullied him into un-dooming the narrative, writing about him for another thirty years, and giving the character a canonical happy ending where he retires to the countryside and keeps bees. Funniest shit ever.

[ilovesherlock]

whenever Im bored I try to deduce people like sherlock does and feel like the smartest bitch in the world whenever I get something right

[memewhore]

[fuckblast]

They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[erinobaron]

[beekeeperspicnic]

If you want a good reason to buy the Mycroft Holmes Simulator, every time someone does I get an email notification that looks like this:

[kaity--did]

Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?

[hypnospilot]

Happy pride, specifically to trans men who make mediocre pasta dishes.

I love you.

[essentially-a-worm-on-a-string]

Happy pride month!!

[browless-donnie]

[oscophie]

The dialogue options in TGAA are lovely

[arxcii]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse (wherein you say something interestingly sus)