Espresso Cookie Ask blog

[essybean]

I am Espresso Cookie. Feel free to come enroll in my class, or don't. That choice is yours. -shrugs-

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[angelrunners]

Ok soft reminder i don't like random roleplay in my private messages. As well as I'm uncomfortable being forced into rp.

If you send asks that are for characters, cool. But making a scenario for roleplay and all that just isn't what i do.

If I'm posting this on my cookie run blogs, hi. I'm the guy who runs these. But for real. Please respect my boundaries... It makes me uncomfortable. And I've said this many times.

Thanks for understanding

- angelrunners/Lilac

[essybean]

It's nice to meet you Espresso Cookie. Please excuse my immodest statement. It was not my intention. I am merely shy.

Nonsense, you are fine. I understand it can be intimidating but there is no need to worry. I've met plenty of nervous cookies and all has been fine. -sips coffee- now then. To get to buisness.

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[angelrunners]

If you support nft. GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROFILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[essybean]

infinite coffee? meet an infinite corridor with infinite puzzles to solve >:)

Now that is a challenge that i am willing to be apart of. Not something silly. I do enjoy logical puzzles and would be more then happy to help you.

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[essybean]

The puzzle is part of a little puzzle set based on croissant cookie. It's titled "Madeleine Ruins Puzzles", the one where you watch in horror as madeleine gets everything wrong.

-stares in surprise- well that's... ok that's pretty accurate if we're being honest here... he gets in so much trouble for no reason other then incompetence. Yet he's somehow in the royal guard. Tch...idiot...

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[essybean]

do you have any coffee recommendations? i never before and im mostly repelled by REALLY bitter coffee- ~🍒

Well bitter coffee can be really good if you know how to make it. Like yours truly. -smirks- though not many can admire good coffee. They just add milk...eugh...

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

IRONY I'M NOT A COFFEE DRINKER XD

- Lilac

[essybean]

hello espresso!! *gives you a little black cat*

(to mod: i hope you're having a good day! :DD)

-stares at it curiously- how...interesting? -blinks but doesn't pet it from being a bit nervous-

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

You too!!

- Lilac/angelrunners

[essybean]

By a hoopty doo, and a how do ya do, who's awesome? By golly, THAT'S YOU!! :D

Me? - looks around- your serious? - is genuinely surprised by compliments-

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[essybean]

What is the longest amount of time you've went without sleeping?

Probably a week. But that was with me drinking mass amounts of coffee. Someone needs to taste test it. And that someone will be me. Considering nobody else has the same palate as i do -scoffs-

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[essybean]

What would you do if Madeline had a cute cake hound pup?

That's his problem not mine. I don't need to worry about him. Plus we don't live together. So why would it be an issue? Though I'm more of a cat lover myself. Not really into cake hounds.

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[essybean]

Since you are my favorite character, you get a big bear hug from ME! Cause I said so! UWU *HUGS*

-squeaks quietly- I'm not... one for hugs... this isn't necessary... - is rarely hugged so has so idea how to react- but truly you don't need to...erm... you know... this?

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[essybean]

hey espresso i put you in a puzzle i'm writing

Puzzle you say? Do tell me more about this. - stares on in curiosity- what kind of puzzle?

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[essybean]

Do you tend to experience sleep deprivation related hallucinations?

When that happens, it just means I need stronger coffee. Granted I will say this, I do take naps occasionally. I don't like to.... but it keeps me alert at least.

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[essybean]

Do you like cats? ~🍒

They're much better then dogs that's for certain... plus much quieter and they like to sleep. I watch Almonds cat on occasion funny enough.

☕🤎Esoresso🤎☕

[essybean]

You get a bear hug! Because you are the best professor ever! *HUGS*

Gah!!!! Ok ok there's no need for hugging... thank you for taking my class though. I do hope you learned from it.

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕

[essybean]

one time i gave madeleine a crossword to solve, and he solved the grid like a maze.

Oh brother. He's definitely something else that's for certain. Always just trying to rush in and do everything in a hurry.

☕🤎Espresso🤎☕