...I don't know why that gossip post made me laugh.
Just provided me with the funniest thing Iâve seen in the past two days.
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@ethan-mccall
...I don't know why that gossip post made me laugh.
Just provided me with the funniest thing Iâve seen in the past two days.
I say "What what." You say:
In the butt?
Do you have a crush on anyone?
I don't know, I don't think so, I don't know.
What happened on the worst day of your life?
My baby chic died.
What was the best Halloween you've ever had?
I was.... six, I think. And Bennett dressed up as a baseball player. And he fell into a big puddle and got himself all dirty. It was very funny.
Do you like scary movies?
If I have a pillow or someone to hold onto.Â
I do!
Song that best describes you?
Love Generation by Bob Sinclair!Â
Name your favorite movie.
Finding Neverland, because it's sad and it's cute and it's amazing.Â
Do you agree that you're the cuter McCall?
BY A MILE!Â
Working is hard.
No, you donât do that. I asked you to come to New York. Remember? I told you to come down here so that maybe you could have some space from Mom and Dad to figure out what it is that you want to do. I wouldnât have if I couldnât handle having you here. I love Leya. I love her more than life itself but us being engaged doesnât mean I canât take of my baby brother too. We do want kids and we will have them when weâre ready but nothing we do right now is going to hurt them. Not saving money for them? Weâre fine, Ethan. Bills get paid, money left over all the time. You are not a burden. I would be glad for my kids to have a good start in life and thatâs knowing their Uncle Ethan as the fun one. Not the one who had to work multiple jobs in order to survive. You donât need to do that.
I love you lots, okay? But I need to do this. I do nothing everyday, I carry lenghty conversations with the doorman. You guys have your jobs to do and all. At least I have nice jobs? I mean, they're not bad at all except for the getting up early because I hate that. I want to do this though. Just.. help out a little, okay? Let me, please.
Working is hard.
Last I checked, Leya and I pay that here. And we do just fine with one job a piece. If we needed you to pay for anything, we would have talked to you about it, Ethan.
Don't do that, Bennett. I came to New York because I've no idea what to do with myself and I've been doing nothing these past few months. You and Leya are engaged, you're about to be married. You get what that means right? You'll be a husband. Hopefully and for your sake, I hope that you'll keep the title forever but you know life changes when you say 'I do' right? You and Leya will want kids at one point and I would rather if you spent your money on making sure they have a good start in life. Okay? Okay. Don't argue with me.
Working is hard.
When did all this happen? Why do you need two jobs, Ethan?
Well, Benny, because people need to pay for rent and for food and other stuff.
Working is hard.
âŠAnd where exactly do you work?
Well.. from 6am to 11am I bring Harrison and other important looking men coffee, then from 12am to 6pm there's this little petstore and OHMYGOD YOU NEED TO SEE THE PUPPIES THERE, they are so cute.