War. What is it good for?

Ethan Alexander Carson.

[tyler--jay]

Did you know cop drug dogs are wrong like 88% of the time?

Wan’na know why? Because they’re fucking sniffing coke all day.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

For some reason I'm a little wary to believe you. 

[maximilianironsdaily]

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

@enduringethan: Managed to find some real cultural landmarks in Paris and by that I mean the old bars.

[lenaniccolai]

You probably will. Not everyone who looks like it ends up with one and vice versa. Exactly, there ain’t nothing easy about me. Hmm that must be a valuable skill then I guess.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

Well then I feel very sorry for anyone who ends up with me. I can tell and like I said I like a challenge. It is, although I don't use it very often. 

[j-uliettemoore]

And you should know that I’m not talking about the fluffy happily-ever-after Disney version. I’m talking about the original book here, Carson. Where everybody just… dies.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

I don't know that one either. Reading isn't my thing as well, you should know that blondie. Although it sounds like my kind of book. 

[j-uliettemoore]

I never said I was creeped out by him. The story in its entirety is creepy, regardless of Quasimodo’s physical appearance.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

Ah well that makes sense. Although I don't remember the story much, Disney isn't my thing. 

[whatfelix]

I can’t make any promises. Plane rides are the perfect place for spontaneous dance numbers. Likely story. You probably wouldn’t even have bailed me out, you traitor.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

Damn, it sucks you can't have your phones on during the flight because that would make a great youtube video. You wanted a bail out on a freshmen fight? Wow I was right you are soft. 

[lenaniccolai]

[laughs] Well if you could, I’m sure your future wife would be very happy with you [chuckles] I just say it as it is, lying is not one of my things at least not most of the time. Oh really? That’s always good to hear

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

Well, I am not too sure I'll be having a wife. Do I look like the husband type?Yeah, you're tough as nails right? Well through years of lying myself I can usually pick them out when I see them. 

[j-uliettemoore]

All I can think about when it comes to the Paris trip is the Hunchback of Notre Dame… and I don’t know whether to be intrigued or creeped out by that story.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

Wasn't the moral of that story that you shouldn't be creeped out by him? 

[whatfelix]

You know I can’t resist it, it’s my favorite. And you didn’t tell me that earlier? Come on, Ethan, I trusted you. You just wanted to see a fight, didn’t you?

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

I knew you were the musical type. Just don't break out into song on the plane, okay? Give me some credit. I didn't realize they were yours...but yes I did want to see a fight. But only a small part of me. 

[whatfelix]

If I catch one of them I’ll rough them up. There’s a good chance I might have left them on the track, though, so…

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

Rough them up? Have you been watching Grease again Felix? Damn and I wanted to witness the rough housing. If it’s any consolation though I think I did see a pair of shoes when I was down there. 

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

'whatfelix:

If one of the freshman stole my new sneakers a day before the trip I swear to the gods… Not cool, man, not cool.

You're too soft. If the freshman aren't afraid of you you're screwed man. 

[lenaniccolai]

You got that spot on. Then again, you don’t seem too tame yourself. [chuckles] I’m not sure if I specifically asked you to talk about yourself [laughs] I’m not doubting you, I’m just saying all this hassle might not be worth it.

What can I say, I’m pretty amazing.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

I don't? Shit, I thought I could kill at being a housewife. [Shakes head and grins] Now you're just making me sound like an ass. I may be one, but you shouldn't rub it in. Well, from what little I've known of you, I find the odds of you disappointing me dismally low...

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

[lenaniccolai]

Let’s just not go there. I’m not exactly the house-staying type, I know that for sure. That is definitely not a win-win. You talking about yourself again? [chuckles] Well i can’t assure that it will be worth it. Well I guess I just have this amazing effect on you.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

I definitely believe that. You seem a little wild to be locked inside. Hey, you asked me to talk about myself! It will be, you need to stop doubting me. [Smiles genuinely] It seems you do. 

[lenaniccolai]

Well then you have to either a) go get them or b) find a female to make them for you. don’t even think about asking me. [cocks head to side] like what other factors? Maybe, maybe not. I’m a tough one to crack, and can’t tell you if it’s worth it. Wait, what?

I wasn’t exactly betting against you Carson.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

Aw, why not? I think you'd look adorable in an apron and you can hone in some cooking skills. It's a win-win situation really. Devastatingly handsome, great at all things sports...to name a few. I can tell, but like I said I enjoy a challenge. Oh never mind, I think you've got me rambling and that doesn't happen very often. 

See? I knew you were a smart girl.

[lenaniccolai]

I wasn’t actually suggesting giving you brownie points. and I find that kind of useless. Just because you don’t drool doesn’t mean you’re above everyone else [laughs] I tend to have that effect.

I bet you wouldn’t.

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

Damn, brownies sound good right about now. I believe it does. Drooling isn't very nice and there are other factors of course. [Smirks and nods] I'm sure you do. But I bet there's probably a soft side to it all. A little Lena would be cute. 

Ah, there you go again betting against me. Didn't I tell you that wasn't a wise move?

[lenaniccolai]

[ethan-ofwar-blog]

"you won't regret a second around me"