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"there's cabbage in sauerkraut?"

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

scream

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[thenatsdorf]

Stoat jumps on trampoline. (via)

[etherealisfake]

This is the video that constantly replays in my brain.

[etherealisfake]

My mom: oh, hey ethan! How was your shower?

Me: the back of my soap told me to "scrub that man suit."

My mom: well did you?

My brother: were you looking for directions on soap?

[etherealisfake]

*steals mini corndog from my friend Nova's plate*

Me, gesturing it back at her: want it back?

Nova: No, you can keep it, but just don't do that thing where you-

Me: *pinches the end part so the hotdog pops out of the shell and zambonis the hotdog into the back of my throat and chokes*

Nova: that's the thing.

[etherealisfake]

My mom: that game looks so fun! All of those animals are so cute!!! It must be the most wholesome game ever!!!

Me: I just put a fish in my pocket.

[etherealisfake]

I made jester/clown sides, this is Virgil! The last pic might be the most attractive photo I have ever taken.