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dan posting a sincere story about his mental health with the flossing filter over it

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alyssa & i sitting here just saying “i hate them” every two minutes. just like olde times

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dan’s gonna celebrate by getting a lap dance from phil great great

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phannies: they’re moving into their forever home

dan & phil: “we’re moving into our forever home”

phannies:

[ttlmt]

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discourse

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being a dannie is a curse that lies dormant in me i’m like a fucking sleeper agent

[straggy-luvs-u]

ok but it’s the fact that phil is standing on the otjer couch for me

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me @ me: resistance is futile

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it’s really fucked up how i still come on this site to drop one post & then leave for an undetermined amount of time again

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you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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please let me go

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my phone wont let me forget

[amazingphiw]

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I saw you in my dash and wow apparently we're picking up where we left off

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Natalie! Hi! I missed you! How are you? 💕

aw hi bb. i’m great! feels a little strange to be back on here but despite 2020 shit my life is pretty good :)