EVER FUCKING WELL

WE're the real max and everett wow thanks we like to turn up

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

everett's dick

-max

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ammiright ladies

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day dreamin of everett and his cock

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*when sabrina and allison plot things*

sTill need dirt on Allie tho

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CALUBE

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Everett- fancy dinner time!!!!!!

Max- IM gonna smash sum plates Everett- tHAT WAS MY FINE CHINA

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will sell my body to the new character erik

   -everett and maybe a little erin (a lot of erin)

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ROCKY HORROR CAST LMAO

Frank-N-Furter: Everett Janet: Melanie Brad: Jackson Riff Raff: Xavier Magenta: Shelby Columbia: Valerie Dr. Scott: Sammy Rocky: Max Eddie: Ben The narrator guy that's really irrelevant: Calube

OMG CONGRATS U TALENTED FUKCS

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NEW FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAST LIST FOR BAXTER AND THE BEAST!!! (CHANGING BELLE TO A BOY OK)

  Baxter: Everett Beast: Maxwell Gaston: Nicholas Maurica: Magi Le Fou: Sammy Lumiere: Xavier Cogswortha: chr1$+1n3 Ms. Potts: Genevieve Wardrobe: Melanie Chipa: Shelby Silly Girls: Caleb, Jackson, & Jacob

CONGRATS

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Everett- updated ma new profile pic!!! COMMENTS max- 10/10 Wuld easily bang Max- that whoville look rlly turns me on porcelain

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max: (omg we're about to get to the good stuff) *goes to dick*

*everett slaps his hand away*

everett: look AT THE VIEW OMG THE SUN!!!! CONSTELLATIONS!!!!! SHOOTING STARS!!! THE ORANGE SKY!!!!!!!!

max: *groans in frustration* 

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to everett,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAs6EtYocgg

suk a dik more like suck MY dick - max

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*lmao ooc*

allie: pick a character

jacquie: no u

allie: no ples pick

jacquie: god dammit just do it

allie: r u fucking kidding me just pick 

jacquie: (FUCKING PICK ALLISON) omg no u!

allie: (ugh srsly) pick please!!!!!

erin: someone literally pick I will give u both endless suplies of puppies

everett: ya pls guys 

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Roses are red,

violets are blue.

Get into that bed,

so I can blow u.

      - A poem written by Max To Everett

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everett: ok we can have sex now

max: sweet jesus thnk god

*starts to get intimate*

caleb: hey boys whats-

everett; jesus fkin christ caleb this is 2 times in a row

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Max: Everett I want 2 show u my writing it's deep

Everett: ok

Max: Roses r red,

         violets r blue.

        I can't wait,

       2 butt fuk u.

the end

Everett: o

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everett: i have like deep feelings 4 u

*max never admits that he is nervous and has passionate feelings for him because a certain someone wants to destroy my life and not officially put them together and call them boyfriends THANKS*