rotting from the inside out

22 years old and I wanna die lmao

[existenceisfut1l3]

I bet you’ve never seen two hot alt besties before

[poetic--elixir]

I am all in a sea of wonders. I doubt; I fear; I think strange things, which I dare not confess to my own soul.

— Bram Stoker, Dracula

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[s4dpngs]

[depressed-dyke]

[verpasstzuleben]

[gawki]

Jaded

[weed-and-poetry]

art by Justin Baehr

[thehighhippie]

92 cookies

29%

[lifepenalty]

[s4dpngs]

[sustancy]

[youcandoiiiit]

[charlesoberonn]

The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

[charlesoberonn]

10 times as many Londons as England

[charlesoberonn]

30 times as many Parises as France

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.

I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.

[noselikeringo]

New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states

[toastpiercer-deactivated2020080]

[argumate]

could it be...? a good political cartoon?

[ranked-competitive-sexhaver]

The artist is Clay Bennett, a Pulitzer Prize winner and a veteran of his craft. Here’s some more of his work: 

[kingjinxii]

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

[getdownmakelovex]

Hope no ones sick of seeing me in this dressing gown yet cause im obsessed x