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go home, netflix. just… go home.

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help it won’t stop

no that is not a documentary what are you doing

netflix no

plz

i can’t even

r u serious

?????

i am so done

#why netflix why #what are you doing #netflix #go home netflix #i feel like i should tag for movies #but where do i even start #???#netflix fail

go home, netflix. just... go home.

#netflix #go home netflix #just why

Hello tumblr, I brought you a thing.

*vanishes back into the ether*

#rats #pet rats #baby rat

Wanted: Plushie Makers

Dear craftspersons of tumblr,

I am looking for someone from whom I can commission a life-size plush of my beloved cat, Rusty. He's getting on in years (our best guess is that he's about fifteen), and I want something I'll always be able to remember him by that reflects his spirit while he's still going strong. I'm not looking for a perfect replica or anything, but I do want to capture his unique little traits- the dent in his nose, the extra toes on his front paws, the freckles on his nose and the stray patch of orange on his cheek. I want something that will last, something durable and cuddleable, not just a decorative memorial to put on a shelf.

I don't really know any plush artists, and while I have some skill with sewing it's nowhere near the caliber I would need for this project. If you know any artists who might be willing to take on this project, I would greatly appreciate it if you could send this their way; and if you happen to be an interested artist I would love to hear from you.

Thank you~

^Look at this goofball. How could you not love that adorable fluff?

#artist wanted #pass this along please?#plushie commission #rusty #cat

I had a super awesome day yesterday except I also forgot to take one of my meds and now today it's come back to bite my ass :/

#ugh #brain why you do this to me??#I had been planning to get out of bed #but that's not gonna happen

facetious-feline

I’m boooooooored tumblr

entertain meeeee~

facetious-feline

you have failed me tumblr. :C

#you have failed me #guess I'll just go watch anime on netflix

I'm boooooooored tumblr

entertain meeeee~

#asking for trouble #I feel like I'm going to regret this

ugh like half of the blogs I follow have changed their url since I've been gone and I don't know who anyone is anymore

#who are you people #i'm so confused

it's two fifteen in the morning. I have to get up early tomorrow. why the hell can't I get off of tumblr??

(also I'm back [sort of] and my blog got a shiny new look.)

#in case you couldn't tell #by the fact that I'm- you know- posting again

Okay, so I go away for a few months (okay, five is more than a few), come back, and somehow a post I made well over a year ago suddenly has over 100 notes. It had like seven or eight when I went on hiatus. How the hell did that happen?

#no seriously #i'm kind of confused #but also a little excited

... aaaand now there's the faint smell of pot wafting up from the basement. It feels like I'm back in college.

#drugs for ts #the continuing adventures of the basement dudebros

There's an infestation of baby dudebros in my basement send help

#seriously #there's like seven of them down there #and they have terrible taste in music

Fucking Moffat stop fucking around with my Doctor Who I see what you're doing and I don't like it

#fuck you moffat #Doctor Who #grumpitygrumpgrump

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

POKEMON INDIGO LEAGUE IS ON NETFLIX

#pokemon #pokemon indigo league #MY CHILDHOOD IS ON NETFLIX

Fucking hell.