Indie and selective fandomless RP Blog for Jamie Adair, a 20 year old half-faerie kid. This blog may have NSFW themes and content. penned by Moon main blog for deviatingsoftware and blasphemousherald
I'm sorry if it seemed like i wasn't since i am IM-based but i am a rp blog
Nah it’s fine :) I think part of what had me so confused was because I’m entirely unaware of what your fandom is, and don’t think our fandoms even like…. reach each other? So I was partially just going “how the hell did this random person find my promo what”
I'm sorry if it seemed like i wasn't since i am IM-based but i am a rp blog
Nah it’s fine :) I think part of what had me so confused was because I’m entirely unaware of what your fandom is, and don’t think our fandoms even like…. reach each other? So I was partially just going “how the hell did this random person find my promo what”
Its the jumping on someone over it that is the issue.
Dude I wasnt jumping on anyone. I was literally just double checking to see if they were a rp blog. I wasnt screaming at them or anything.And yknow what? In the end, I've been on tumblr for 5 or more years and rping for 9. I've seen this stuff time and time again on many different blogs. One of the people I follow is dealing with this sort of shit right now. I am under no obligation to be nice about this shit because frankly it's old. And if you dont like that? You dont have to follow me.
I'm sorry if it seemed like i wasn't since i am IM-based but i am a rp blog
Nah it's fine :) I think part of what had me so confused was because I'm entirely unaware of what your fandom is, and don't think our fandoms even like.... reach each other? So I was partially just going "how the hell did this random person find my promo what"
A thread and a promo are two separate things. And all you had to do was look at the blog to see they are an rp blog.
I did look at the blog. But I'm also mobile right now and it wasnt immediately clear that they were an rp blog. And no, maybe not, but when a personal blog reblogs a promo it increases the number of personals we get following us. Which then increases the chance of having them reblogging threadsPlus again, I dont eant personals following me. I want people I'm going to rp with. People whose fandoms I understand and am a part of, or at least people whose muses I can see interacting with mine. This is an rp blog, I want to rp.
Just wondering whete is there a rule only rp blogs reblog promos. Friend with non rp blogs have put mine in there blog to "help".
People generally prefer that only rp blogs reblog their promos, because a lot of the time personal blogs (aka non rp blogs) dont understand the etiquette. That is, we have no problem with you liking our stuff and following! But time and time again we have to tell them not to reblog our stuff like threads and the like, because it messes up the notes and is generally an uncomfortable thing.
Edit: plus! We put these promos out to get other rp partners. And most of the time a personal blog isnt going to have a follower base of rp blogs. So why would we want more personals following us?
I would like to note that this is actually fucking ridiculous. What was I on. This is completely unedited from my notebook, and it was several years ago. It is intended to be ridiculous.
His name was Frank.
Not really a good name for an evil man like he. Rapist, murderers and kidnappers alike all feared this man and his beady, soulless eyes. Why? Frank was a pizza stalker.
Frank wasn't always this sick and twisted man. At one point, he was happy. Had friends, a wife, three kid. But soon, his illness became too much to hide, and his entire world was destroyed.
"It all started when I was a child," He told the therapist, who sat exactly seven feet three inches away from the soulless man. If Frank noticed, he didn't care. He was used to the fear and hatred society displayed towards his kind. "I grew up in a home not suitable for children..." He began to tear up.
Intrigued, Harold the therapist leaned forward just a little. "What happened?" He asked the depressed middle aged man, reaching up to play with his joy, his preious fu man chu.
"My... my father. He was... a vegan and my mother was a health freak. The house was always clean, and we always had healthy food in our cupboards... I think they turned out so badly because they were lefties. Can't trust them." Both men shuddered.
"Lentils, eggplant, carrots and beets. Spinach, Broccoli, pomegranates and cabbages. If we were lucky, we might get soy milk or even... almonds. But those were treats. Mom didn't like giving us good food."
Harold stopped stroking his fu manchu, and instead twisted the mustache, like an evil villain from the 1920's. "us?" he asked, brown eyes curious despite himself.
Frank nodded briefly, closing his black eyes. "I had a sister once. Gertrude. A dog named Rover. Do you know what too much health food does to you? It gives you the opposite of a heart attack. Your heart works too well, the rest of your body hates it and stages a mutiny. They never saw it coming. Me? I managed to avoid this fate by sneaking chocolate. I still remember being caught with that catalogue. I was so embarrassed."
"I'm sorry for your loss. What happened next?" Harold asked, now exactly seven feet two inches away.
"Well, my parents were furious and so ashamed. My mother kept going on about what a disgrace this was and how she couldn't show her face at the PTA again. She couldn't believe her son could be a disgusting chocolate lover. Little did she know, eh?" Frank laughed bitterly, turning to look back at his therapist. Harold, being a chocolate lover himself, had taken the opportunity to take a Kitkat out of his bag. Upon being caught, however, he guiltily offered Frank half.
"Nah, I don't touch that anymore. Too tame for me. I was seventeen when I first saw a pizza. The smell was intoxicating, and the way the grease glittered and shone melted my soul. It was like Romeo and Juliet, if Juliet were pizza and Romeo wanted to eat her. Or if Juliet were human and Romeo were a cannibal. Or Zombie. You get my point. I saw my best friend Bartholemew eat his pizza, and I was hooked."
Harikdm despite his interest in the story, could feel his lip curl up in disgust. "Remain objective, Harold, remain objective." He told himself quietly. "Continue?"
Frank shrugged. "I tried to hide it, I really did. I would wear disguises, or pretend to be talking on the phone. Once, I even got a job at a pizza place. I knew I was sick, but I had no place to turn to. I just wanted a pizza! All I could do was watch, though. Four years ago, I lost it. I was at a pizza hut, and I saw a group of teenagers. They were right by a window, and had four pizzas! It was a pizza porno! A pizza orgy! One I didn't have to pay for. They caught me, though. Sued me for pizza harrassment and traumatization. I didn't know it would end so badly! My wife Heldagard left me, taking our three kids Geraldine, Harriet and George. I was in prison for four years, and nobody wanted anything to do with me. I was a leper in my own town."
Frank started sobbing uncontrollably, and Harold grew uncomfortable. Until he had a brilliant idea. He called down to the office and, within twenty minutes, there was a knock. He paid his assistant Irving and brough the pizza back into the room, putting it into his lap.
"Here," said Harold the therapist, "this is for you. I prescribed one large Hawaiian pizza. Take orally until finished, with one large coke, and you will be cured of your symptoms."
Frank cheered and dug in, tears mingling with the red pizza sauce. Unfortunately, his heart was not prepared for such a shock, and thus, he died.
Harold was the only one to attend his funeral and as they lay his body to rest, he solemnly sang the pizza pizza song, placing the box upon his coffin. HIs tomb stone read:
"Here lies Frank, the pizza stalker.
May he have eternal pizza and eternal happiness
Rest in Pieces of Pizza"
[pizza slice]
I found a story i wrote several years ago about a man called the pizza stalker and... I'm kinda amused. I feel like I might post it here. Just for the laugh.
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