I put a curse on you

23 | She/They

[twashchan]

you poor thing (derogatory) (sexual)

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[fibbunny]

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you

[grocki]

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

[f4ggydog]

me because I have an unhealthy addiction to characters being evil

[evilwizard]

My Wizard Academy Dropout Ex-Nemesis’s Super Secret Second Life As A Cat: Will He Break The Curse Or Lose All Nine Lives In The Dungeon Tower Playing As A Noob Even Though We Already Found The Overload’s Dark Sword—With A Romantic Prince Inside Who’s Fated To Kill The Antihero! But Wait—That’s Me?? My Second Chance… This Time With The Power Of The Lost Emperor’s Pet Lion’s Dad On My Side! With Vampires!! In Modern Day France??!

[un-undeadwizard]

Great Wizard, please have your tower checked for any leaks of dangerous chemicals. I fear that you might be affected by the infamous "carbon monoxide"

[evilwizard]

My Tower Got Filled With Carbon Monoxide And Now I Can Only Communicate Via Manwha Titles! (BL)

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[sing-you-fools]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the one band member thinking to himself that he's so glad lestat killed one of the tech guys and lestat going "dude I just fired him like a normal person" was an underrated moment tbh

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

[american-gothic]

[the-evil-skull]

I Need people to stop reblogging my donna noble post and saying that we need David Tennant to play the master. If David Tennant played the master I would get my ass on a boat to the UK so I could strap a bomb to my chest and explode at Broadcasting House

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[that-house]

[butchfagminotaur]

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[vampifae]

louis de pointe du lac couldn't remember if it was raining because rain comes from clouds. and nobody told him about the cloud

[winged-void]

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house

[rocketdrifter]

Yes but in the way an entomologist likes a colorful beatle.

[winged-void]

[nods] she wants to fuck it. bad.

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[mythmagicetc]

tumblr needs a setting called “only show post to mutuals i’m willing to dox myself to”

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord