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“Maybe I should get ya fallin’ in a hole, considerin’ ya’re really pushin’ my buttons…”

“ Please don’t push your luck. I holeheartedly feel sorry for the injury you must have sustained, but such a fall from grace is pretty idiotic if you ask me. ”

#dynxmism #How many puns can we make with those few keywords?#The world may never know

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≺ ♘ ≻ “Don’t ya got some tea and crumpets ta eat with the Queen of England, or somethin’?”

falcondetective

“ Now now -- as a detective, should you really be falling for my puny attempts at pushing you over the edge? ”

#dynxmism #You know you love me

“ I guess you can say, Hattori-kun is stuck in a hole lot of trouble, hm? ”

#*Snickers*#Yes I come online to make bad puns but tbh I'm too tired to do any proper RPing

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#Gallery #And then there's this shit

This is a title

I hate Shinichi

#This is a tag #Guess who's back #Again #Do anyone even still remember me #I'm laughing #Just testing out the theme and stuff ye #Just ignore this #Unless you are Shinichi #In which case I hate you #Why did you drag me back into DCMK hell when I already have enough RP blogs

heiseiholmes

falcondetective replied to your post:How come you’r emaking everyone strip when it’s…

*Wiggles eyebrows* I still think you should strip

“Then as a gentleman you wouldn’t force someone else to do something you yourself wouldn’t do, right?” Don’t be a hypocrite, Hakuba. And Shinichi likes having clothes on his body, thank you very much.

falcondetective

“Rather than a gentleman, these news bring me joy as your peer - to think that the day where your exhibitionist tendencies would come to a halt has arrived. I would rather not have to arrest a... friend.”

Beside Saguru has no need to strip. After all...

#heiseiholmes #I hope you weren't expecting any other result with this #That's it #That's all the tags needed

heiseiholmes

“Surely you have other areas to expand your knowledge in besides in something like that.” Did his love life have to be something Hakuba wanted to ‘expand his knowledge’ in? And who cares? Well pretty sure Ran cared along with most of the fandom. Including your mun over there. And that was only one time. And it better have been the last.

‘If he didn’t know better.’ Shinichi was damn sure Hakuba knew. And wasn’t he the one who started this whole mess by calling him a brat? Shinichi was beginning to see why Hattori didn’t like Hakuba. “Of course I haven’t fallen to a petty thief’s level. Though, I do remember someone instigating rude nicknames before my comment.” Which was supposed to be a thought. How did Hakuba hear it anyways.

falcondetective

“Have you for a moment stopped to think that what I take interest in is not your personal affairs, but whether or not the beautiful Ran-san would grant me the honour of an evening in her company? I don’t suppose you would have any problems with that, now, would you?” Maybe he wouldn’t have been that direct if there had been any progress from the two of you since the London Arc. Can’t you fight that black org soon and get back to normal so we can all have a happy ending?

With a shrug he shot down the accusation. “I’m afraid I have no inkling towards what you may be referring to, Kudou-kun.” No no, it’s not Saguru’s fault that his mun has no limitations and can’t help wanting to see Shinichi awkwardly trying to defend himself. He just gets to enjoy the show from the sidelines.

#I'm laughing I'm pretty sure there was a point to this at one point #But that kind of disappeared along with the fourth wall #Hakuba Saguru stealin' your women since 1990 #You better watch out #Saguru is comin' to town #heiseiholmes

seihanndas

Hakuba + School uniform

#Gallery #This shithead needs to get away with me #Look at that wink in the end #Fucking prince of cockiness #I hate him #In which mun is having a very difficult relationship with own muse

Considering it just turned 5 and Shinichi has been trying to get me to sleep for the past one and a half hour I thin I’d better head off now. Nighty night peeps

#OOC #Offline notice #Definitely considering reviving my Saguru muse though because damn #I love this muse #Look Shinichi aren't you proud of me

heiseiholmes

If it was so trivial why bring it up at all? “Perhaps you should stick with what you are skilled at then and leave such trivial matters alone.” Excuse. He confessed properly and everything. (Eventually) Not his fault he was stuck in a child’s body. Well, technically it was, but that was besides the point.

“But anyways,” Because there was no way he wanted to stick to the current conversation topic, “No, I was not referring to Occhan, either.” And no, Occhan was not as capable as his reputation made him sound, but there was no way he was telling the British detective that either.

falcondetective

“Now you are just being silly, Kudou-kun; it is human nature to wish to expand ones knowledge to contain matters one falls short in. Surely you as well must be able to relate to this viewpoint!” Beside who cares about you finally confessing after 700 chapters when certain others can afford to flirt around with your totally-not-girlfriend while you look the other way because he only appears once in a blue moon.

“That aside, if I didn’t know better I might think you were referring to me. It wouldn’t be the first time I have been called by such a rude nickname but alas. However, before you make any further notions, might I point out the fact that I sure hope a respectible detective has not fallen to the level of a petty thief.”

#Wbat is the fourht wall even #Can you eat it #I ALWAYS DO #YOU HAVE KNOWN ME LONG ENOUGH BY NOW TO KNOW THAT I ALWAYS DO #WHERE IS YOUR FAITH IN ME SHINICHI #Actually it's more than just 'past four in the morning'#It's 4:46 so it's closer to 5 #BUT THIS IS FUN #THIS IS LIFE #HWO CAN I BED LIKE THIS #Unless you join me #Come join me #<3 #I'll keep the bed warm for you #And oh look it just turned 4:47 in the meanwhile

conan-chu

SAGURU & AKAKO - “two attractive students from Ekoda school”

#Gallery #I can't even remember if I have any character tags wow #And too lazy to find out right now #This is so cute though

>Log on at 3:56 in the morning >Proceed to sass Shinichi and his entire friend circle >Gain 4 followers

#OOC #Pointless posts that mun makes #I'm laughing though I hope you're not coming here for quality because I'm a derp

heiseiholmes

Oi, oi. There is no way he doesn’t know who Shinichi was referring too. Just like there was no way Hakuba didn’t actually know his name when he called him ‘Kudou-whoever-kun’. Or at least that is what Shinichi believed…

“I wasn’t talking about Occhan eithe-” Hakuba did not just say that. Slipped his mind? Yeah right. “Why yes, that was rather careless of you. I hope you aren’t that careless while working?”

falcondetective

Was he only pretending to not know who the other was talking about? Who knew. But why elaborate when you can masterfully direct the words in a whole other direction and leave your case stand justified?

“No, I can assure you that my professional efficiency outweighs my abilities to recall such trivial data.” It’s not his problem that you suck at love Shinichi.

#I DON'T EV EKNOW WHAT I'M DDOING SHINICHI WHAT AM I DOING #I NEED TO SLEEP I SWEA RBUT THEN THIS BLOODY HALF BRIT DECIDE DTO PEEK IN AND NOW #THIS #EVERYTHING #IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT #FOR MAKING ME WATCH THAT EPISODE #WELL I WAS THE ONE WHO AWNTED TO WATCH IT BUT YOU FOUND IT FOR ME #HAH #SEE #I OUND A WAY TO MAKE IT YOUR DAULT #WHAT EVEN IS MY SPELLING IN THE TAGS #heiseiholmes

heiseiholmes

“I wasn’t talking about Hattori.”

falcondetective

“Oh? Mouri-san? I admit he has certain shortcomings, but the man is considered a well established detective. Naturally one must first see him in action to conceive it. Beside it’s rather ungentlemanly to look down at the father of your own girlfriend-- ah, do pardon me, if I am correct you are not dating. That seems to have slipped my mind.”

#THIS IS YOUR FAULT #I HAVE NO IDEA HOW BUT THIS IS SOMEHOW YOUR FAULT #HAVE FUN NOW THAT HE'S OUT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT WILL LAST #heiseiholmes

#((Almost sounds like an annoying detective))

“Annoying detective, hmm? Isn’t it rather rude to call him that to his face? I for one would rather not have Hattori-kun boisterously demonstrate this painful truth.”

#Unwanted Saguru incoming

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Meet the Muse

LEGAL NAME: Saguru Hakuba

ALIAS[ES]: That Bastard Hakuba

DATE OF BIRTH: 29th of August

GENDER | SPECIES: Male, human

PLACE OF BIRTH: Tokyo, Japan

CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Koi City. He has previously been living in London and occasionally Tokyo.

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, Japanese and French

EDUCATION: Second year high school student. He has been studying Criminal Science in London. Genius level intellect.

OCCUPATION: Student, detective

DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: Due to growing up in England he has a more lax relationship with alcohol and enjoys the occasional glass. He has however never done any of the other.

LIKE[S]: His pocket watch, Sherlock Holmes, being obviously intellectually superior to his peers, outsmarting people, his baaya, Watson.

DISLIKE[S]: Being the one to be outsmarted, hotblooded people who let their emotions run their actions, failing to capture a certain phantom thief.

FEAR[S]: No outright phobias, but Saguru will feel greatly beside himself if he can't know exactly what time it is at any and all times.

PERSONALITY TRAITS: Clever, gentlemanly, flirtatious, smooth-talking, superior in his attitude.

DISORDERS: Slight OCD

{ P H Y S I C A L I N F O R M A T I O N }

HAIRCOLOR: Dirty blonde

EYE COLOR: Blue

HEIGHT: 180 cm

TATTOOS: None

PIERCINGS: None

{ F A M I L Y I N F O R M A T I O N }

SIBLING[S]: None

PARENT[S]: Father living in Japan and mother living in England. They are divorcced

CHILDREN: None.

PET[S]: A tame hawk called Watson

{ R E L A T I O N S H I P I N F O R M A T I O N }

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Heterosexual

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single Married to his work

#Character information #I really need to actually do stuff on this blog #I really need to actually do stuff everywhere tbh

neprofitema-deactivated20141029

“ Of course I know. This group’s related to love and everything but it also means new promises. But seriously? I’m not just comfortable with the idea of displaying affections. Mun has Tai and Sophie, excluding Danny because he’s an ‘adult’. They don’t know anything about romance yet!”

falcondetective

"Hmm, I can see how something as simple as that could be a problem. Have no worries though, I am sure that in time you will grow out of those concerns. It's called growing up. Romance is merely a natural part of human behaviour that awakens within mostly everyone at some point during their life. Whether you will come to experience it... well, some are more fortunate than others."

#neprofitema #I can't believe this is the very first thing I do as Saguru in this group #Amazing #So much for making him seem like a cool and gentlemanly type #Crack ic

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