DONT KILL THE RATS

Eel, Morse, Napoleon, and uh, splatoon man?

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Eel and Napoleon: 

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Morse: Wow. You admitted someone ELSE was right and apologized. Did it hurt?

Napoleon: It felt perfectly fine. I love the queasy feeling of disgust and regret. It’s like kittens fighting in my stomach. Everyone loves kittens. Shut up.

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Napoleon: *rummages through their bag and pulls out a beverage*

Eel: Huh? I don’t even like those...

Napoleon: Who says it’s for you?

Napoleon: We’re not friends.

Napoleon: *sips*

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Napoleon: I’m breaking up with you.

Eel: Is it because I say “uh oh Spaghetti O’s” when things go wrong?

Napoleon: Yes.

Eel: (under their breath) Uh oh Spaghetti O’s.

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Eel: am i going too far?

Napoleon: no, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Napoleon: Okay, so, Eel I got you a gift

Napoleon: This could help you stop murdering the rats!

Napoleon: *Hands over rat plush*

Eel: Thanks, this is good practice

Eel: *rips the head off*

Napoleon: I hate you

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Plushes + The gang

Napoleon:

Morse:

Eel:

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Steps

Napoleon: Graceful, quick steps, thuds and clacks from the heel of the shoe.

Morse: Quiet little steps, nimble and quick. Soft steps from their shoes.

Eel: Can be quick, can be annoying and loud. Thuds are from their scuba suit, which is heavy.

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Morse: What's that?

Napoleon: A book filled of photos of things I like

Morse: But there is only photos of you and cats

Napoleon: Yeah???

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Morse: Soothing, soft but still tings in your mind, reminds you of the brim of a glass, softly giggles every once in a while. They gently move around when laughing, not showing so much, maybe their weeds have a change, but it's a small slight change.

Napoleon: Hearty, rich laughter, like honey dripping onto a rose, a laugh after cheers and some wine, you see their whole body light up, matching with their honey brown eyes, their smile reminds you of pearls on the beach.

Eel: Some strange cowboy laughter, seriously get this guy off the stage

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Morse: Hey Eel, what's your favorite scary movie?

Eel: My life

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napoleon's cats uwu

Raven: A grubby kitten, adorably black and grey with green eyes, will give you good leg cuddles

Mogsy: Can speak now??? Is basically a larger version of Raven.

Kip: mORE GRUBBY KITTEns

Fishcracker: Black and white kitten, given by Eel

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Mogsy: I guess I can talk now

Napoleon: ?????

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Napoleon: I have to kill him

Napoleon: I don't know how to hit on him so he has to die

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Eel: Don't you ever kill people because you don't know how to talk?

Napoleon: No???

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Court: So, what happened?

Eel: In my defense, I wasn't being supervised!

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Napoleon: I can't keep track of how people I had seduced, is that bad?

Morse: Well, there was that artist, model, uh guard-

Eel: I can't keep track of how many rats I've killed