King of the Serpentine

Here for information on the sssurface dwellersss //early seasons rp blog (post-s3)//

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Were the dragjitzu brothers doing good? and yourself and Selma

Dragjitzu....? but yes we all had a good time. Even if I had to interact with Garmadon, at least he'sss a bit more tolerable now. Wu enjoyed ssseeing them all again and going to ssspend some time with them. Of course, the tomb isss always open whenever he wantsss to come back.

I sssaw a few other serpentine there too. Which I hadn't really expected. But they ssseemed to have had fun. Junior got involved with the glitter, I think I'll be finding it for weeksss

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Tell him to spend time with his actual family for once. This is embarrassing 🫩

He ssspends plenty enough time with his brother'sss family, if that's what you mean. Actually part of why we went to the parade was that they were there and he wanted to ssstay with them for a bit.

I question why you think itsss embarrassing for a man to ssspend time with sssomeone trying to take care of him when the whole sssurface ssseemed set on harassing him

[fang-kwon-do-master]

We are at the parade and itsss going well. Wu dressed up for it. I must sssay that hisss outfit is quite good. He doesss pull off blue rather well

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Are you sure it's safe to bring Wu out? The last time you did it didn't go well

I'm sssure of it this time. No one better do anything, for their own sssakes if nothing else. Its not just going to be usss two this time. Which means I'll be able to take care of any problemsss

[fang-kwon-do-master]

An update on the drag show. Itsss going wonderfully. As promised, the other generalsss and I all participated. Selma hasss even joined in. Though thisss isnt her typical style, I ssstill think she pulls it off well

[fang-kwon-do-master]

After sssome discussion we have chosen to bring back the drag night from last year! It will be on the 5th, as the sssurface-dweller's parade will be the day after.

Thisss year we won't even have to deal with an evil warlord! And yesss, my fellow generalsss and I will be participating again.

We hope to see you there. There will also be festivitiesss and food, so don't miss out. All are welcome to join!

[cory-nathair]

Can I join? My dad said he’s going

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Of courssse! It will be in the main tomb ssso it should be hard to miss

[grandsenseidareth]

Listen up people I've got news. And that news...

The annual Ninjago City Pride parade is marching on SATURDAY, JUNE 6TH!🏳️‍🌈

That's right, we're gonna have a spin of a time and if the real ones remember me in drag dressed in a penguin costume last year, then they're for sure gonna remember me when I do it again in as a PARROT this year!

But the only way you're gonna see anything is if you SHOW UP, no matter who you are!

So remember the rules for Ninjago City Pride - Bring your friends - Don't spray glitter where ya can breathe it in - Make sure no one gets lost - ALWAYS BE YOURSELF! (the most important rule)

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Ssselma and I will be attending this year since we'll be topside for sssome other arrangements. Junior and Wu will also be there, of course. I'm curiousss to see how thisss compares to our own celebrationsss.

I hope to sssee some of our fellow serpentine there!

[fang-kwon-do-master]

After sssome discussion we have chosen to bring back the drag night from last year! It will be on the 5th, as the sssurface-dweller's parade will be the day after.

Thisss year we won't even have to deal with an evil warlord! And yesss, my fellow generalsss and I will be participating again.

We hope to see you there. There will also be festivitiesss and food, so don't miss out. All are welcome to join!

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Poor Wu :( he's been through so much and he gets assaulted? Man needs a break

Yesss he does! And apparently I'm the only one who can actually give him one! At least I dealt with hisss phone. That's a small mercy

[fang-kwon-do-master]

IS IT DEEP?? PLEASE TELL ME THE INJURIES ARENT SERIOUS

He'll be fine... eventually. They managed to get a good throw at his eye

[fang-kwon-do-master]

hey um snake guy who was with the oldman, i saw the whole thing happwn and ny friend called the cops on the people who did it. theyre just laughing. i dont understand how peopld can be so cruel. hope hes okay. ps ill try to convince my boss to let u guys get free ice cream if u come by the dairy dragon while im working

-mikey

Why am I not sssuprised? If I could ssslip away for a few hours then- Whatever, it doesn't matter. I don't understand it either.

Humansss run around claiming their superior. Yet they attack their own protector? That kind of disrespect would not be tolerated with the ssserpentine

We likely won't be coming back to the sssurface for a while, but I will keep it in mind

[fang-kwon-do-master]

I went with Wu to the sssurface, I thought it might be good for him. Clearly I wasss mistaken. I'm taking him home immediately.

I am only posting thisss in case one of moronsss who threw rocks at him happens to sssee it. He has done more than he should ever have done for you lot, and thisss is how you repay him? Disssgraceful

If you do sssee this, consider yourselvesss lucky that Wu is a more merciful man than I. Regardlessss of any rumorsss, not all of us serpentine are pacifistsss. You would do well to remember that

[fang-kwon-do-master]

An update....

Apparently Wu isss not a great baker either

[fang-kwon-do-master]

ooooh what kind of pie are you making?

We're making a cobbler berry one. Apparently he had made one shortly when he first found their ship, the Destiny'sss Bounty, ssso it holds some sentimental value

[fang-kwon-do-master]

Itsss a shock that it has already been a month since the world was once again ssstopped from ending. Wu hasss been instructing me on a pie recipe for today.

My baking skillsss aren't quite as good as my cooking ones, but I hope that the ice ninja would approve anyways. Wu tellsss me that he was quite the cook. A shame we never had the chance to exchange recipesss

[coquexari]

I didn't want to make this post, but they aren't letting up

EMERGENCY COMMS, 10$ FOR A SIMPLE FULL BODY COLORED SKETCH SIMILAR TO THESE, 15$ FOR SIMPLE HALFBODY RENDER, WILL BE PUT INTO MY MOMS HOSPITAL BILL/STOMACH SURGERY

I know that's low, lower than I'd usually go, but I just need people to afford it, my mom's hospitalization bill racked up to a 100k and is STILL going up, if it's too vague for you, I can explain everything in DMS or a different post, if I can leviate that in any form that's what I'll do. Humans/elves/furries/dragons, anything is on the table

Payment is via PAYPAL/KOFI, if possible, you can donate to my kofi here— ONLY if you can afford it, I'm sorry this is short and to the point, I have more posts to do and can't format this how I want to. And I'm sorry for asking this of you all again.

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[grandsenseidareth]

//PLEASE HELP WU MOD!!!!

[fang-kwon-do-master]

lavdner marage?

I had to sssearch what that was. No.

I love Selma very much but we are also able to love other people. Itsss a "polyamoroursss" relationship, I think its called.

She's able to date other people and ssso am I. Really I don't understand why more people don't do it. That'sss how its been for all of my relationshipsss... well all the onesss I care to think about