FANG

fox's apprentice

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

hey boss quick question! what the fuck did i come back to?!

Boss?~

I’m not who you think I am, but you can gladly call me boss all you want, Hyäne.~

[fangfuckingtastic]

what's with the accent? have you- OHHH...

boss is letting his body be used again, huh? different way this time okay, switch it up ig

who are you, though?

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

Different way, indeed. I do miss using it in other ways though, trust me.

The names Strade, by the way. And yours? I can’t access that specific memory.

[fangfuckingtastic]

strade, hm? sounds like you've got history with my boss? interesting... that guy doesn't let me in on that much about his past. i'm fang btw!

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

hey boss quick question! what the fuck did i come back to?!

Boss?~

I’m not who you think I am, but you can gladly call me boss all you want, Hyäne.~

[fangfuckingtastic]

what's with the accent? have you- OHHH...

boss is letting his body be used again, huh? different way this time okay, switch it up ig

who are you, though?

[fangfuckingtastic]

*hic* I want to fuck you so goddamn hard you start seeing fucking STARS. *hic*

WOAH?!?

okay!

[fangfuckingtastic]

"fang how'd you bag a baddie?!?" chloroform.

[hyaenidaeic]

what the fuck do you mean someone's been fucking FOOD.

[latrodctus]

okay, that's enough from you.

[hyaenidaeic]

MAN YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT IT TOO FUCK OFF

[latrodctus]

GET YOUR OWN THING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

[snufflvr92]

Fellas fellas calm down. I complained about it first!

[fangfuckingtastic]

oh no who did that...

[fangfuckingtastic]

fang can you get me mcdonalds please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

jump in we're going to the drive-in, buddy!

[fangfuckingtastic]

Piss in a cup and make it lemonade.

you feeling thirsty?

[fangfuckingtastic]

why are you booing me i'm just getting experimental with y'alls plain ass food

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

I’m going to hang you by your OWN GODDAMN TAIL.

[centipussay-deactivated20241119]

he probbly into That.m

[fangfuckingtastic]

ding ding ding!

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

Freak.

[fangfuckingtastic]

keep going i'm almost finished

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

YOU ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING PERSON ON THIS PLANET, FANG.

[fangfuckingtastic]

i love it when you talk dirty to me, boss

[fangfuckingtastic]

why are you booing me i'm just getting experimental with y'alls plain ass food

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

I’m going to hang you by your OWN GODDAMN TAIL.

[centipussay-deactivated20241119]

he probbly into That.m

[fangfuckingtastic]

ding ding ding!

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

Freak.

[fangfuckingtastic]

keep going i'm almost finished

[idiotboyforgothismeds-deactivat]

fang it’s okay to keep stuff to yourself sometimes

[fangfuckingtastic]

thank you for the suggestion dear boy <3 unfortunately i don't have a filter

[fangfuckingtastic]

why are you booing me i'm just getting experimental with y'alls plain ass food

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

I’m going to hang you by your OWN GODDAMN TAIL.

[centipussay-deactivated20241119]

he probbly into That.m

[fangfuckingtastic]

ding ding ding!

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

Freak.

[fangfuckingtastic]

keep going i'm almost finished

[fangfuckingtastic]

why are you booing me i'm just getting experimental with y'alls plain ass food

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

I’m going to hang you by your OWN GODDAMN TAIL.

[centipussay-deactivated20241119]

he probbly into That.m

[fangfuckingtastic]

ding ding ding!

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

WHO’S BEEN HAVING SEX WITH THE FOOD?!

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

@fangfuckingtastic

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[fangfuckingtastic]

did ya like it boss? how's the flavor?

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

I’m about to shove it up your GODDAMN ASS THAT’S WHAT I THINK.

[fangfuckingtastic]

without prep? damn you on some vile shit boss ;)

[fangfuckingtastic]

Faggot

i'm hard

[fangfuckingtastic]

Fang I love you but you need to stop doing that to the food. I will let you have my cheese stash.

— Eden 🐱

hmm... fine that sounds like a good deal

[0r4ng3-m30wm30w]

I hope the holes in cheese won't give him any funny idea.

I only have Swiss cheese for tonight.

[fangfuckingtastic]

>:) that'll do, buddy, that'll do

[fangfuckingtastic]

Fang I love you but you need to stop doing that to the food. I will let you have my cheese stash.

— Eden 🐱

hmm... fine that sounds like a good deal

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

[fangfuckingtastic]

YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING THE FOOD??????

legend has it if you eat the jizz bread you'll become smart and strong like me!