Dork Lord al Dente.

OUAT/TROP. Swan. Miv and Charlie.

[fatcatlittlebox]

Sauron banging on Gal’s mind palace door:

[fatcatlittlebox]

I mean if we’re gonna resurrect all our lunatic theories, what about the one where Cel*&0rn finds out Halbrand and Galadriel already f*#ked (©Me) while they’re making out and he pulls away aghast “Your fea is already bound to another…?” And the next shot is Sauron in his slutty walk of shame.

[fatcatlittlebox]

Sauron you fucking dumbass. Your psychic bond isn’t made stronger by that crown you impaled her with. It was already strong because she loved you.

[fatcatlittlebox]

I literally just found out that cloudyskies124 took down all their writings…trying really hard not to be devastated 😞

[fatcatlittlebox]

*whispers* I like Charlie’s new wig.

[fatcatlittlebox]

All the undateable incels emerging from their gangan’s basement to bitch about that amazing TROP teaser being unrecognizable from PJ’s LOtR films are the same twats who were complaining that S2’s Balrog was just a copy and paste job from <wait for it> ..PJ’s LOTR.

[fatcatlittlebox]

Regarding your theory about Miv's possible avoidance due to her pro-Palestinian rhetoric, I have the following thoughts: Miv spent a long time associating with Muslims, converted to Islam, and married an Arab/Pakistani. For example, during her reading of Pride and Prejudice, she was wearing a T-shirt with the flag of Muhammad. This is precisely what keeps Miv out of the public eye.

I don’t know her personally so I can’t speak to what she is experiencing but that said, I never got the feeling that she wasn’t ready to meet that moment or face that head on. Maybe things have changed. It’s a fucked up neo fascist world and I wouldn’t blame her for stepping away from the project with a fandom as tumultuous, racist and misogynistic as LOTR has become. By itself it makes sense. But Rob also? And knowing there is a blacklist out there for advocates of every kind? It might seem less apparent overseas but there is an ironclad information silo in the US media that the system is working overtime to preserve.

[fatcatlittlebox]

When Sauron kisses Galadriel as C*leborn and says he missed her taste because thats actually the second time its happened…

My “Elrond was Sauron in Adar’s tent the whole time” brain:

[fatcatlittlebox]

what you said about morfydd supporting palestine would also track for robert aramayo since he was in palestine 36, he’s been in hardly any of the marketing so far despite winning a bafta 👀

Absolutely. Morfydd and Riz Ahmed were getting Oscar talk after that their performances in Hamlet. Rob has exploded after his performance in I Swear. And the studio doesn’t throw some weight behind their huge breakthrough stars? Instead. Nothing…The absence is telling. Don’t tell me that Amazon Prime just suddenly lost interest in a franchise and IP that they bet almost their entire streaming future in…

At Comic Con they did talk about Galadriel this, Galadriel that.. trying to include their main, pivotal character in a weirdly circumspect way. One half of the most critical relationship around which the genesis of their narrative begins but without invoking the actress who played her? Like the whole promo of the actual series premiere was how important Morfydd and Charlie’s acting relationship was…highlighting their bond, the endless chemistry tests, the alchemy…

Now it feels like they’re ghosting her and Rob. I hope I’m wrong

[fatcatlittlebox]

The irony of calling me an obsessed out-of -touch shipper by assuming I meant saurondriel ONLY when I say TROP is a beautiful story. And call it “concern trolling” (lol wtf is even that? Thats a word?) when I bring up Amazon willing to ice the show’s marketing in order to suppress Morfydd’s visibility?

First of all, That is ACTIVELY happening to actors in Hollywood —Katherine Waterston. John Boyega. Riz Ahmed — I think maybe that person needs to touch all the grass. They really thought they did something by mentioning “people dying” just to score points in their imaginary sanctimony war. ONLINE. Maybe I’m not the one who’s obsessed with haladriel. You don’t or won’t even say who’s dying. Or how. Afraid to lose followers? So brave. I’ll say it. GAZA. Palestine. They’re dying in a genocide. See it’s not hard to actually care out loud instead of…whatever you thought that was. And pretending it’s all about a ship? That what they’re doing around the world by marginalizing everyone with any kind of platform can’t be happening to Morfydd? Whose work are even you doing…

[fatcatlittlebox]

Ever since Miv came out supporting Palestine, it feels like the bottom fell out beneath her in terms of visibility and the show supporting her as the face of Amazon’s Most Expensive Show Ever and I’m not really a conspiracy theorist but its hard not to make that connection 😣

[mircallaruthven]

I wonder if you guys feel a bit of shame for posting this stuff, it wasn't enough the concern trolling about feminism and Galadriel getting "sidelined", now you're bringing in real people dying because you're mad your Amazonslop ship won't happen. Grow the fuck up, none gives a shit about Haladriel in the real world.

[fatcatlittlebox]

You’re dense if you think thats what I fucking meant. Miv was brave enough to stand up for Palestine at the expense of her career knowing this was the biggest platform she’ll ever get but maybe you just want credit for doing nothing except policing people applauding her for it.

[fatcatlittlebox]

This is the superior Handgate. If that hand is Sauron’s, haladriel wins. If it’s Ce*eborn’s haladriel also wins. 😭

[fatcatlittlebox]

…this looks like Sauron 3.0 without his armor to me.

[fatcatlittlebox]

Sauron: Babe come back! I meant “to save!” Totally meant TO SAVe!! LolololoLOL

[loo-nuh-tik]

Charlie Vickers as Sauron || The Rings Of Power S3

[fatcatlittlebox]

Ever since Miv came out supporting Palestine, it feels like the bottom fell out beneath her in terms of visibility and the show supporting her as the face of Amazon’s Most Expensive Show Ever and I’m not really a conspiracy theorist but its hard not to make that connection 😣

[fatcatlittlebox]

As a Elrond luvr, Im feeling unfed.

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…this looks like Sauron 3.0 without his armor to me.