Father Matthew

priest who loves my job and women, of course...haha. (Sml oc)

[fathermatthew]

Whoever called me daddy Matthew on their confession paper do not come back to my church

[tonytehtigerblogxd]

@fathermatthew there's a evil balloon in my house can you pour holy water or whatever

[fathermatthew]

What

[tonytehtigerblogxd]

Please come I'm scared😢😢😢

[fathermatthew]

Okay I'll perform an exorcism on the... Balloon

[tonytehtigerblogxd]

Thank you mathematic

[fathermatthew]

Close enough

[tonytehtigerblogxd]

@fathermatthew there's a evil balloon in my house can you pour holy water or whatever

[fathermatthew]

What

[tonytehtigerblogxd]

Please come I'm scared😢😢😢

[fathermatthew]

Okay I'll perform an exorcism on the... Balloon

[tonytehtigerblogxd]

@fathermatthew there's a evil balloon in my house can you pour holy water or whatever

[fathermatthew]

What

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Uhhh no

[fathermatthew]

Wdym no 🥹

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

I don't have my phone out, youre seeing things

[fathermatthew]

Right while you're here can you please stop baptizing your children multiple times a day you don't have to 😢😢

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Uhhh no

[fathermatthew]

Wdym no 🥹

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

I don't have my phone out, youre seeing things

[fathermatthew]

Right while you're here can you please stop baptizing your children multiple times a day you don't have to 😢😢

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Yeah I do

[fathermatthew]

Please you really don't

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Yes I do

[fathermatthew]

No you don't

[jackiechublog]

What about shirtless men

[fathermatthew]

He's looking at them

[jackiechublog]

I do too

[fathermatthew]

Hell yeah

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Uhhh no

[fathermatthew]

Wdym no 🥹

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

I don't have my phone out, youre seeing things

[fathermatthew]

Right while you're here can you please stop baptizing your children multiple times a day you don't have to 😢😢

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Yeah I do

[fathermatthew]

Please you really don't

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Yes I do

[fathermatthew]

No you don't

[jackiechublog]

What about shirtless men

[fathermatthew]

He's looking at them

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Uhhh no

[fathermatthew]

Wdym no 🥹

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

I don't have my phone out, youre seeing things

[fathermatthew]

Right while you're here can you please stop baptizing your children multiple times a day you don't have to 😢😢

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Yeah I do

[fathermatthew]

Please you really don't

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Yes I do

[fathermatthew]

No you don't

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Uhhh no

[fathermatthew]

Wdym no 🥹

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

I don't have my phone out, youre seeing things

[fathermatthew]

Right while you're here can you please stop baptizing your children multiple times a day you don't have to 😢😢

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Yeah I do

[fathermatthew]

Please you really don't

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Uhhh no

[fathermatthew]

Wdym no 🥹

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

I don't have my phone out, youre seeing things

[fathermatthew]

Right while you're here can you please stop baptizing your children multiple times a day you don't have to 😢😢

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Uhhh no

[fathermatthew]

Wdym no 🥹

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

I don't have my phone out, youre seeing things

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Uhhh no

[fathermatthew]

Wdym no 🥹

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[hankhuckerdooblogs]

Cause I don't she's lying

[fathermatthew]

You sit in the front pews I can see your phone

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

Can you tell my dad to stop looking at shirtless men during church then

[fathermatthew]

Everytime I do he tells me he's not

[susiehuckerdooblogs]

@fathermatthew please stop looking at shirtless men when you're talkinh

[fathermatthew]

Uhhhhh no

[fathermatthew]

I ate a Pringle

Hell yeah

[highthegreathornedowl-sml]

Prison

[fathermatthew]

I only went there once okay 😮‍💨

[jeffywilfred]

I went there like 6 or 7 times

[fathermatthew]

Kids keep screaming that at me and throwing labebes at me

[jeffywilfred]

Can u give me the labubus

[fathermatthew]

Yes you can have them

[fathermatthew]

I ate a Pringle

Hell yeah

[highthegreathornedowl-sml]

Prison

[fathermatthew]

I only went there once okay 😮‍💨

[jeffywilfred]

I went there like 6 or 7 times

[fathermatthew]

Kids keep screaming that at me and throwing labebes at me