hey pals, it’s ya hunny, bee. u’ve seen my heaux miss Thang and princess fakeass hoe, but now here’s my golden-hearted ( maybe, actually we dk ) broke-ass screw-up kisa !! below is some things about her. bio and plots coming out soon, but u know ima just use the same plot list that i have for aiya and gen so just click here tbh.
okay *cracks knuckles* let’s begin, i’m literally just writing this as i go along bear with me
okay okay so first thing’s first,,,,,,,,, she’s from jersey. i had to do it. i had to make her from jersey. mostly bc it just felt right LMFAO
okay her mom ?? a nurse. her dad ??? delivery guy. she has one sibling. their family relationship was subpar tbh, but then her mom found out her dad was spending shmoney that they didn’t rly have. and her mom was !! angry and wanted to kick him out but didn’t because of kisa and her sibling so now he just lives in their basement and they don’t talk or even go near each other. and obviously, he can’t touch kisa’s mom’s money. and he dug himself in a hole of $10k USD of debt so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, semi-important ??? we’ll touch on it later
she’s p smart ??? like rly average if we’re gonna be honest, but she manages to finesse the system. her SAT scores were ?? slightly above average. she’s also trilingual, she learned spanish and english at home. she learned french at school bc u gta take a language class
how she got to oxford ? she just wanted to not be in jersey anymore my guy. how does she have money for it bc her dad rly broke af and her mom tryna provide ??? some of it is scholarship, v little of it is her parents bc like living in jersey is pricey idk why but it is, some of it is nonschool scholarships, and a LOT of it is this:
she got a tinder when she turned 18 and went on a date w this loaded pretty boy and he took her out, bought her dinner, had some fun in his audi AND THEN the next day she saw him again................. out with his longtime girlfriend. so this binCH kisa goes up, introduces herself as a childhood friend of the boy and the girl inVITES KISA’S ASS TO LUNCH so she goes and her smug ass is sitting there and the girl leaves for a second and the boy’s like ‘bro wdywfm’ and she’s like ‘u got a limit on ur card’ and he’s like ‘no’ WRONG CHOICE so she makes him get rid of his gf after lunch and she goes on a fucking spREE at the mall. like no remorse. so she’ll do shit like this, right ??? and then she got the idea of pretending to be people’s s/os or just anyone tbh and getting people to send her like nudes and then she’ll like reveal herself irl and blackmail them for money bc school is expensive. so ya she boujee and getting a good education on other’s dime and demise. a joanne the scammer ass bitch rly
this bitch is so messy, she’s rly so forgetful. cancels/alters/makes plans last minute or makes plans on top of plans/overplans, basically never try to plan smtn with her
type to pull an allnighter on a project u had for 3 months, lives in a single bc literally she can’t keep a room clean. has about 4 pairs of glasses and 30 things of lipbalm bc she always loses them. gets distracted if a cute boy walks by or when a girl smiles at her
talks, talks, TALKS. someone shut her up bc she don’t know when to stop running her mouth. she cares about u, she rly does. and she wants to talk about ur feelings but she can’t shut up for the life of her. like she prolly has friends who luv and care about her and get that so they’re just like ‘okay girl be quiet now’
that’s kisa for yol. a gal with no man, no plan, and no clue when to Stop
