(—) ★ spotted!! london eaton on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the 36 # year old looks like adrianna lima, but i don’t really see it. while the socialite/model/businesswoman/reality star is known for being sociable my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be secretive i swear, every time i think of them, i hear do ya think i'm sexy- paris hilton { she/her / cisfemale } - penned by laiceeee again.
london eaton was known as one of the biggest heiresses in the world, most famously for eaton hotels, one of the fanciest hotel branches in the world. but not only that, her father, richard eaton is the charman and cofounder of eastwood & eaton, a huge real estate brokerage based in beverly hills. london has never had to worry for a single second of her life about money. everything she wanted was right at her fingertips.
london had modelled on and off all throughout her childhood and teen years. as she became older, it became far more clear that she was a party girl, and was even dubbed ‘new york’s leading it girl’ in 2001. however london’s media ateention shot up after her release of a sex tape in 2003. she made it with her ex boyfriend who decided to market and profit off the video, earning millions in sales. at first london had been mortified, and filed a law suit. one she one and earned 400k in compensation. but after a while, london decided. to stop being embarrassed by this scandal and instead harbor the energy into making a bigger career for herself, after all she’d never had more media attention before.
three weeks after the video, london teamed up with one of her closest friends and created a reality show called a simpler life. and although many told her that her sex tape scandal would ruin her and alienate ratings and cause no one to ever watch, the rating sky rocketed and the show was a huge success. and not too long after she was approached by multiple modelling agencies to shoot a huge worldwide campaign.
soon london’s life was booked up. she had perfume lines, came out with a nightclub franchise, and was guest starred in multiple big star shows and films. after a while, it became clear that london was growing apart from her close friend she did a simpler life with and decided to call it quits. although not without thousands and thousands of media articles speculating what had happened with that friendship.
in all this time, her partying had never settled down. she was still very much a top party girl. always seen out at clubs and getting into trouble. this lifestyle was what eventually led to her arrest for driving under the influence of alcohol. she was only meant to do 45 days but it was reduced to 23- after all even the american justice system could be easily bought if you were rich enough.
although london seemed to have the perfect life, no one knew the dark horrors that were happening behind closed doors. when she was still a teen, her parents sent her to the troubled teen industry. one that had her fake kidnapped in the middle of the night, heavily medicated, sleep deprived and she faced a lot of abuse. one that took her a long time to speak out on. she ended up speaking out on it in 2020, becoming one of the lead voices in an effort to shut it down. even to this day she still has nightmares that haunt her over everything that happened in that place.
eventually london settled down, didn’t lead such an insane lifestyle anymore, although she still wouldn’t say no to a good party. she likes to be a voice now for the younger generation, showing that the dumb, ditzy 20 year old they saw on the screens before was a character. although parts were true, she held more intelligence than anyone could have ever known. after all she marketed herself so well, earned millions just to party and invented the first ever selfie.
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THE NICOLE RICHE TO HER PARIS HILTON- her bestest of best friends for so long until it all turned sour and they had an on again/off again feud. she screened london’s sex tape at a party and london was betrayed and hurt beyond belief.
HER FIRST ENGAGEMENT- they were young, dumb and thought they wanted to be together forever. however they were only together for a year. it wasn’t anything serious that broke them up and they still remained really good friends.
HER SECOND ENGAGEMENT- he was a young heir to her heiress, however they soon realised that they were only really doing it because their parents approved and they had no real intention of ever living happily ever after.
HER THIRD ENGAGEMENT- she cheated on him and broke his heart, but really what did he expect dating such a wild party girl? she also refused to give the ring back.
HER FOURTH ENGAGMENT- and possibly her most heartbreaking one. the father to her daughter evangeline, who’s now four. she thought it was a whirlwind romance one that she’d finally found her happily ever after. only to wake up one morning and see that he was gone, left on the table was a letter saying he couldn’t do this anymore. she was heartbroken and alone with a baby.
ANY PARTY FRIENDS- this girl would’ve met a lot of people on the party scene
INDUSTRY FRIENDS- from other reality shows or who could’ve appeared on her reality shows
ANY EXES- that didn’t end in an engagement whoops.
CURRENT HOOK UPS- the woman has needs












