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Ella Enchanted is on Netflix!

#dbwstarter #calum is a teenage girl wow

I had a little too much tequila.

Where the fuck is everyone?

#dbwstarter #sorry for being a sucky rper lately #love him pls #pretend he's locked himself in his apartment for a few days

@AllyBae: They always say that. @Calum5SOS

@Calum5SOS: @AllyBae They lied.

#tweet

@Calum5SOS: They said things would get easier.

#tweet #sigh

#pls #ill love you forever

@masonhoran: @Calum5SOS it hurTS TO KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY YEAH IT HURTS THAT YOU'VE MOVED ON

@Calum5SOS: @masonhoran ITS HARD TO HEAR YOUR NAME WHEN I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN SO LONG

#tweet #I HAD TO

@masonhoran: @Calum5SOS not that song.

@Calum5SOS: @masonhoran anD ALL MY FRIENDS KEEP ASKING WHY I'M NOT AROUND

#tweet #omg im sORRY

@Calum5SOS: The pictures that you sent me, they're still living in my phone. I admit I like to see them, I admit I feel alone.

#tweet #:(#dbwstarter #im just going to use this as a starter

brycisms-deactivated20151231

So, you’re volunteering to protect me from a lady who could possibly end up on the show Deadly Women in a few years for murdering me with the help of her asshole boyfriend?

fckn-calum

Sure! I don't see why not. Besides, they're no match for me.

brycisms-deactivated20151231

Why didn’t you eat it before if you didn’t want it to melt?

fckn-calum

Because I thought I needed to eat a healthy lunch first.

I made the mistake of buying a cakepop before I had lunch. I ate it after my lunch because I didn't want it to melt because of the heat, and now I'm so full that I feel sick.

#dbwstarter #me rn #sigh

brycisms-deactivated20151231

So, this bitch and her ugly ass boyfriend come into the bar and take two seats to wait to be served, right? Nothing was going bad, it was actually a good night until this happened, y’know. But this asshole decides to call out ‘sweetcheeks can we get some attention over here’ , what the fuck, right? Well, whatever. I finish serving the customer I had been serving at the time and then go to service them. This cocky shit has the nerve to wink at me like he’s some hotshot that everybody wants and the worst part about it is that this bitch glares me down the rest of the night as if I was the one who did it. Excuse the fuck out of you, honey you need to control your man and his greasy ass self. Long story short, I may or may not need to go into witness protection now because she could track me down and murder me in my sleep.