something positive and deep.

Names Karen. 25 years old. Snorlax is my spirit animal.💕

[timotaychalamet]

when friends talk to me about their men

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[meghanmclovin]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[so-doggone-funny]

gotta keep em on their toes

[seshrat]

“i wish pokemon were real!”

beedrill is three feet tall

[polyglotplatypus]

if u ever wonder how europeans can rely on trains so much to travel thru entire countries

this is why

(312km/h is about 194mph)

[spectre-head]

? Yea is this not the same everywhere??

[polyglotplatypus]

doesnt seem to be

[disregardcanon]

Also, most areas in America don’t even HAVE passenger rail anymore

[quietdoppelganger]

The automotive industry purposely tried to kill off trains here in America

[salty-red-mage]

Public transit in general if we’re being honest.

[killjoylastlaughter-deactivated]

As an europeean, what the fuck america?

[technicolorrelays]

if you ever see something weird about america chances are it’s because some powerful industry decided to kill something that would have worked towards the public good for profit

[eilti]

What they said 👆🏻

[riovidalll]

this is the funniest fucking tweet ive ever seen because it’s so true

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[broad-city-baby]

[sovietshopaholic]

me when people act like friends being married at my age is normal

[bitchycode]

friend: so my boyfriend-

me: leave him

friend: no it’s something good

me: suck his dick

[loopygifz]

Jump rope, on a grand scale. Via Gif-Finder.com

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[dumptaker]

[gahdamnpunk]

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

[harvestspriteirl]

OH FUCK YEAH KID YOU GO

[thes-hitoverlord]

art by Seoyeon

[blunaowl]

TOOTHLESS NO.

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