[ivyjones-deactivated20220301]

Well yes, but I’m not prepared for that much pain? It’s not like we live in a movie.

[fcksalem-blog]

There are many conspiracy theories that state otherwise. 

[ivyjones-deactivated20220301]

That’s true.. but it sounds really morbid. And like- it would hurt.

[fcksalem-blog]

Unless you die in your sleep, you’re probably gonna deal with some pain. 

[foxjoseph-deactivated20150803]

“I’ll maintain just enough sanity to not eat your face. That would make the whole thing bad and totally not memorable.”

[fcksalem-blog]

"Wow, thank you so much. That means a ton.” 

[dtfnaomi]

Why’d you get kicked out?

[fcksalem-blog]

Well, I brought fake blood. 

[dtfnaomi]

I dunno why, that’s just what it made me think of. I bet you’re wild at parties.

[fcksalem-blog]

I’ve only been to one party -- and I was kicked out. So I guess not. 

[ivyjones-deactivated20220301]

Why is it that stars are so pretty when they die? I hope I’m that pretty when I die. 

[ivyjones-deactivated20220301]

[fcksalem-blog]

It depends how you die. A gunshot to the face will leave you a little ugly, but if you were killed -- say, by having your arms and legs cut off with a chainsaw, your face may still look fine.

[kimbcrly-blog]

“Oh, okay. Good. W-wait..probably?”

[fcksalem-blog]

“You’re fun to scare.” 

[foxjoseph-deactivated20150803]

“I actually do not have the hookup but if you find someone who does can you send ‘em over to me too because I am really feeling like going on a rampage and ripping some people apart but I’m kinda too small to do it sober.”

[fcksalem-blog]

“We could do it together. That’d be even more memorable. Just try not to eat my face off, maybe?”

[trepidatious]

“I’ve never really heard of bath salts that could do that but I’m sure you can find something online. Maybe you’ll find a recipe on how to make your own.”

[fcksalem-blog]

“Well, that’s actually not a bad idea. I wonder if I could find a recipe. I feel like it’s illegal to make them, though. Like meth.” 

[wickedbells]

“Well I’m all about partners in crime. I’d rather have someone watcihng my back, but to each their own”.“

[fcksalem-blog]

“Who’s to say they won’t turn on you?”

[dtfnaomi]

Something tells me you’ve popped Molly before.

[fcksalem-blog]

That’s a random assumption, but yes. I have.

[kimbcrly-blog]

“Um..please don’t harm yourself or other people? Okay, never mind, f-forget I said anything.”

[fcksalem-blog]

“Don’t worry. I probably won’t do anything.” 

[kimbcrly-blog]

“I-I..um..I’m not sure if that’s a..good idea? I mean..it sounds really…dark.”

[fcksalem-blog]

“Your point is?”

[wickedbells]

“Ok so last night after I got home I was so bored that I started watching The Purge, and I have a very serious question for all of you… If you had to choose a partner to surive The Purge, who would it be and why? This is some serious shit so I expect serious answers!”

[fcksalem-blog]

“Nobody. Why would I want someone slowing me down from hunting innocents on the street?”

[mckinleyshq]

Did you know that if you’re laying upside down on a chair reading your book upside down, nobody even gives you a second look? It was testing a theory, and I learned I have a weird family.

[fcksalem-blog]

How is that weird?

[bbriley]

Forest smirked as he walked out of the principle’s office, quite proud of himself. Mission: turn the sheeple blue, though not the most creative name, had been a success. He had been put off when his friends hadn’t wanted to help out, but he wouldn’t trade anything for the way the other students had scattered from the quad, screaming about ruined clothes and hair.

[fcksalem-blog]

Salem trailed not too far behind Forest from the principal’s office. “What were you in there for?” She popped up, putting her chin on his shoulder unexpectedly. 

[fcksalem-blog]

“Does anyone have a hookup to those bath salts that turn you mad and make you foam at the mouth and eat peoples eyeballs out? I’ve been watching videos and reading articles, and if I’m going to go on a rampage and rip people apart, I want to make it memorable and interesting.”