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sam carlisle. 21. dad. tattoo artist. rose ♥.

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do you ever wish your daughter had a mother?

i mean...she kinda does...

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@kenziepuckerman: maybe one day lol

@samcarlisle: but is it likely? haha.

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@mateolopez: they think screaming fixes everything and its still my most pressing question, like whAt does it do, who does it help? you love them but some days its just counting down the minutes till bed. you'll never know true fear until you see an unexplained trail of water leaving the bathroom and the lid up

@samcarlisle: eden screams at everything. everything. good and bad. my ears are always ringing...non stop. i've had a concussion before and the ringing in my ear from her screaming is worse than what i experienced having a concussion. oh god. i can't even imagine. i don't even want to think about it.

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@kenziepuckerman: i mean she can if she's sitting next to the plug and keeping it plugged in

@samcarlisle: kenz, you know she's not gonna lmao.

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@mateolopez: it's personally the bane of my existence on a daily basis, that and my 3 year old thinking everything needs to go in the toilet for a 'bath'

@samcarlisle: i'm just like...you have to WAIT but she doesn't want to wait, she'd rather scream. it gets on my last nerve. i love her, but dear god. psh, she doesn't mess around in the toilet thank god. if that day comes, i'll probably cry.

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@samcarlisle: my child having no understanding that you can't immediately use the ipad again as soon as you plug it in will be the thing that kills me, i swear to god.

[cammortiz]

why do you always baby your sister?

“i don’t baby her, she’s a badass woman on her own who really doesn’t need me to do anything in life. but - we’re best friends, we look out for each other, we’re the only blood family we have, so yeah, i’m going to be protective. i don’t understand why the hell the way i treat my sister is any of your concern. keep your nose in your own business and move on.”

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didn’t you threaten to kill me? lmao. this isn’t shade but,

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if you could change one thing about your life what would it be?

i don’t know...i probably would’ve come back to lima sooner.

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@kingtheoking: day 2 of my birthday hangover

@kingtheoking: I can open my eyes. I was able to shower. Pretty sure I'm still sweating Jager. And don't ask me what happened after 8 because I do not know.

@fcksamcarlisle: did you just sit in the shower or lay in it or were you actually able to stand because that's the true test...

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rosemwest​:

“It does. It sucks a lot. I should just cut all my hair off. Okay, but you hardly ever let me touch your hair and Eden would be happy with just pigtails.”

“nah, i like your hair. don’t do that...but...maybe i should let you mess with my hair...maybe...”

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rosemwest​:

You would think the fact that I do people’s hair daily I would be better at doing mine. But nope, I got shampoo in my eye this morning and burned my ear with my curler. How do I have a career?

“oh shit...babe, that sucks...but you’re great at hair. mine looks good..and there’s a reason eden wants you to do her hair every day.”

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zanenadar​:

“ah, well i get that. but i’m at the primary school, so my kids are a lot younger than that, so he really thought he was doing the right thing lecturing me. it was pretty comical, i can’t lie.”

“oh my god, did not realize that...but yeah...probably not the best, but that’s still fucking hilarious. you know he’ll go tell his friends he saw you getting beer.”

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zanenadar​:

“it really is the weirdest feeling seeing your students outside of school. i’m coming out of the supermarket, nothing but three cases of beer in my cart, and this kid really started talking to me about the dangers of alcohol. - i guess i should just be happy that i’m teaching them well.”

“okay, but to me as a high schooler that would’ve just made you look like a real person, you know? i feel like there’s too many teachers that are just...up tight and stuck up and if i were one of your students, i’d have mad respect for you for that.”

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rosemwest​:

“I mean, every day sleepovers with the little angel? I’m sold. She’s going to have to be the one to ask me though. We only celebrate if I pass it.”

“yep...everyday sleepovers with eden and with me...but i know e’s your favorite...and you never know, she might one day. so...we’re gonna celebrate because you’re gonna pass, right?”

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rosemwest​:

“It would be very awkward if she wasn’t. Yes, after how many weeks of begging? Maybe I can come over, or we can go out after my exam?”

“very true, but she loves you and always wants you over. i think the day we finally end up moving in together will be the best day of her little life...and yeah, babe, of course. i think we should go out after your test to celebrate, for sure!”