Hello Darknet My Old Friend

50% memes & fun stuff 20% inspirational stuff 10% dogs 10 % music & movies 10 % NSFW

[weltenwellen]

Warsan Shire, from "For Women Who Are Difficult to Love"

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[memewhore]

[mistbjorn]

[memewhore]

[the-conquest-of-shred]

peak half assed inclusivity that speaks to reality

good on Lego for making a physically disabled Lego dude

absolutely incredible accidental commentary by making him not fit in any of the buildings

[throathole]

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[thlayli-rah]

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

[satyriconmp3]

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

[spaghettinatural]

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

[satyriconmp3]

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

[memewhore]

[jagermeister]

[memewhore]

[thedankmemes]