FEELING PARADOXAL

Random collection of me Multi-fandom | INFJ | Leo | Bi | Female

[chicks2010]

[valtsv]

i don't want to go to work i want to do all the things i only want to do when i don't have the free time to do them

[valtsv]

no longer at work and with plenty of time to kill

[frottinq]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

[leyton3tla]

“She’s always accepted me for who I am. I don’t know if I can leave that behind”

[jurassic-cunt]

this whole "job thing" is rlly starting to get in my way. i need to watch made up people falling in love on tv, and then i need to read more extensively about it online. why is that so hard to understand

[softearth]

being boring isn’t a bad thing. you don’t have to impress anyone. live simply. let go.

[yermemeblog]

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

[pikaglove]

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

[tall-kiwi-nerd]

Omg

[cerix-the-gray-prince]

They are learning

[counterpunches]

#respectful law abiding birds

[bensliegifs]

PARKS AND RECREATION Season 6 Episode 20 “One in 8,000″

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

[loveandstuffing]

things stuffed animals are good for:

healing, both emotionally and physically

comfort

stimming

hugs

love, which they are made of

companionship

[lysenkoite]

Just heard about the new variant

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i expected but im crying.

Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling

Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round. Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I cannot believe this bird is real.

I imagine i could bounce one like a basketball and it would be perfectly fine.

This bird is perfect. This is my new favourite bird

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[company]

being in your early 20s is about *starts to cry uncontrollably*

[femalepope]

the fact that being a woman and not wearing makeup is considered subversive in many places... Girl I am literally just alive. This is my face